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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

They say that sex is the best form of exercise.  

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes and 15 seconds 

once every 3 months ain't going to shift a beer belly.

we do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

2 pieces

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ok. have fun

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gravity

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telling you she is a witch

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saddest photo

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buy a dog

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for the last time

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the little table

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the train

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play do stencils

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helping your baby daddy

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holy cow

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question

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are you high

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how hard is it.

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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food 

restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big 

sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, 

"Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't 

be eating here." 

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JOKES

Margie received a bill from the hospital

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Doctor, my arm hurts bad

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LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION

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She brings him into the living room to meet her parents

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Terms for Stupid...

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There lies a very honest man

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every Friday afternoon

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Little Johnny and his family lived in the country

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Looks like 9 pounds

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just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes

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One day in the forest

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Peter was invited to his old friends' home for dinner

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There were three American pilots captured by Germans in WWII

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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting

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PUNS

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

roses are red

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so I took off her shirt

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they had to get a translator

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new warning message of facebook

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got arrested last night

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hold on a minute

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for sale

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in loving memory

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some mornings

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I was drinking at a bar so I took a bus home.

That may not seem like a big deal to you, 

but I've never driven a bus before.

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Heavy Lift Cranes Incredible, Disaster, crash, Compilation

http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0194.html

80's Cops - Best of Old School Cops

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MLB Most Savage Moments

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Funny Joke - A Very Old Man Took His Young Girlfriend To A Jeweler..

http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0197.html

Truck smashes into overpass

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Lil Darrl was on FIRST 48!!

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The Stone Age Tribe on a Banned Island You Can't Visit

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Motorcycle Thieves Get Some Instant Karma

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If it's the thought that counts…

…then I should probably be in jail.

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