welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
They say that sex is the best form of exercise.
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes and 15 seconds
once every 3 months ain't going to shift a beer belly.
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
2 pieces
ok. have fun
gravity
telling you she is a witch
saddest photo
buy a dog
for the last time
the little table
the train
play do stencils
helping your baby daddy
holy cow
question
are you high
how hard is it.
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food
restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big
sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked,
"Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't
be eating here."
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JOKES
Margie received a bill from the hospital
Doctor, my arm hurts bad
LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION
She brings him into the living room to meet her parents
Terms for Stupid...
There lies a very honest man
every Friday afternoon
Little Johnny and his family lived in the country
Looks like 9 pounds
just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes
One day in the forest
Peter was invited to his old friends' home for dinner
There were three American pilots captured by Germans in WWII
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting
PUNS
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
roses are red
so I took off her shirt
they had to get a translator
new warning message of facebook
got arrested last night
hold on a minute
for sale
in loving memory
some mornings
I was drinking at a bar so I took a bus home.
That may not seem like a big deal to you,
but I've never driven a bus before.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Heavy Lift Cranes Incredible, Disaster, crash, Compilation
80's Cops - Best of Old School Cops
MLB Most Savage Moments
Funny Joke - A Very Old Man Took His Young Girlfriend To A Jeweler..
Truck smashes into overpass
Lil Darrl was on FIRST 48!!
The Stone Age Tribe on a Banned Island You Can't Visit
Motorcycle Thieves Get Some Instant Karma
If it's the thought that counts…
…then I should probably be in jail.
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