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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!/early for Saturday

Death is the destination we all share, no one has ever escaped it.
And that is as it should be because death is very likely the
single best invention of life.    
Steve Jobs

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Thought I would be wise to mail this out early.

The war department promises that she is gonna keep

me very busy for Saturday! I suspect those plans include

something called family, bbq. grand kids, gorgeous weather and

a few other great activities. No offense to you my friend,

but that sounds better to me than banging away on this silly

computer on a Saturday morning! :)

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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

somewhere in America
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not supposed to be here
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he can sit
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veggie hot dog
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the plummer
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the alligator
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his name is Mario
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what is the difference
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all I said
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been calling you all day
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broke the car
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put my mother down
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don't drink to get drunk
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0459.html

male, 38
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0460.html

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JOKES

they could never get pregnant
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cash or charge
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you're lying
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riddles
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what would happen
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0425.html

a rather odd dolphin
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0426.html

a lawyer and the blonde on an airplane
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0427.html

God decided to pay a visit to Earth
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0428.html

Sidney is cruising along the highway when his car starts misfiring
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0429.html

The inmate on death row
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0430.html

they keep telling us
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0431.html

RANDOM THOUGHTS.....
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0432.html

she decided to hijack a child
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0433.html

the alien in Hymie's deli
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0434.html

the yuppie and the ransom
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0435.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

The Most Extreme Births In The Animal Kingdom
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0293.html

Abbott & Costello 'Jonah and the Whale'
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0294.html

FUNNY DRUNK PEOPLE COMPILATION
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0295.html

The Revolution of Buffaloes!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0296.html

Top 20 Facts That Will Make You Say "I Had No Idea"
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0297.html

Handyman Corner - Carbeque
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0298.html

Stupid Humans vs Smart Wild Animals
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0299.html

Drunk cop tries to pass a sobriety field test
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0300.html

Funny Joke - A Lawyer Asks An Elderly Woman A Question In Court
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0301.html

George Carlin on some cultural issues.
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0302.html

America's Got Talent 2018 - Funniest / Weirdest
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0303.html

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles..
He kept leaving little messages around the house.

"Speeches are like steer horns--a point here, a point there, and a
lot of bull in between."

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty
face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

don't take it seriously
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cc0316.html

norkal
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cc0317.html

caution
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cc0318.html

memories
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cc0319.html

money doesn't buy happiness
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cc0320.html

a life
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cc0321.html

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