[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMANS'S CORNER/Friday

 






welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER/for Friday
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
early for Friday...
so, have you thought at all about your Christmas
shopping yet? No? its never too soon to start!!! And
you know, everybody has that really hard to buy person
on their list and you just can't decided what  to get,
right? OK, how bout this little gem?

No anybody who has a lotta wind? give em this
little gem as a present! It'll make everybody happy!

place your order soon, supplies are expected to
go quickly!


we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

"My wife could have had any man she pleased--
she just couldn't please any".

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

only goal
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0326.html

sock support
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0327.html

life coach
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0328.html

boys versus girls
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0329.html

a promotion
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0330.html

that is a slump
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0331.html

don't know why
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0332.html

warning labels
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0333.html

fear
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0334.html

bad thoughts
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0335.html

in the 80s
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0336.html

he has been in this aisle
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0337.html

drunk
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0338.html

complete this saying
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0339.html

my paycheck
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon6/st0340.html

The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased
that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly led
him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef.
"Your pasta quattro formaggi was superb!" the customer said.
"I just spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I
had over there.""Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they use 
domestic cheese. Ours is imported."

Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey
seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time
thinking about girls."
The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution,
please advise.  I have the same problem with his Father."
 
Driving down the highway one day, I saw this slogan on the back
of a well-known trucking company's vehicle:
We Always Go the Extra Mile.
Then I noticed another phrase scrawled in the dirt just below it:
That's Because We Missed the Last Exit.
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JOKES

2 hillbillies and the moonshine
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0306.html

do you drink beer?
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0307.html

punny words
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0308.html
 
dear God
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0309.html

Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0310.html

dear diary
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0311.html

at the library
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0312.html

a cow on the tracks
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0313.html

when I was in the navy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0314.html

mayday mayday
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0315.html

Cathy the world's most avid baseball fan
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0316.html

riddles
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0317.html

a date with Sandy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0318.html

I'm drinking to the memory of my wife
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0319.html

man with a gun
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0320.html




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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Residents living permanently in Japan's cyber-cafés
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0225.html

Old vs New Muscle Cars Drag Racing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0226.html

850 meters a short film
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0227.html

COPS Salinas Episodes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0228.html

World Worst Drivers in Cars 2018
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0229.html

The BEST Irish joke EVER!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0230.html

Epic Diesel Trucks Crashes and Fails
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0231.html

Two men were finishing their work day and one said, "I
hate to go home ! Every night I eat the same
tasteless food, wash the dishes, walk the dog, and
then go to bed."
His co-worker asked, "Why don't you find a nice girl
and get married ?"
As the first man slammed his briefcase shut he
replied, "I AM married !!!"










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