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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!


So what did you think of the so called NFL
protest? You know, the one where the athletes
were bent knee during the national anthem
and refused to stand? Interesting.And of
course, Hillary, my favorite resident bleeding heart,
applauded them all for it. Most certainly,
I am happy for those who chose their freedom of
speech and exercised it peacefully. But here is my
question: If these folks are so committed to protesting the
social injustices in America, where were they in the football
off season? How many of them actually donated their time to making
our country a better place? or how many of them donated money
to make this a better country to live in? Had at least one of them
done so and made a actually meaningful contribution to our society,
it may have been worthwhile.



Between you and me, I know who the real heroes are.
You won't find them in the NFL
Thank you veterans

we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman


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JOKES

Give me a shave an shoe shine
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0321.html

Amish boy and his father were in a mall
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0322.html

learn Chinese in five minutes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0323.html

Count Dracula
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0324.html

one liners
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0325.html

2 buffalo grazing on the range
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0326.html

Reasons You Won't Be Participating in the Summer Olympics
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0327.html

things you won't hear a Texan say
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0328.html

she just looked at me...a poem
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0329.html

Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline
P.A. System
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0330.html

REASONS FARM TRUCKS AREN'T STOLEN:
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0331.html

at the grocery
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0332.html

The crumbling, old church building needed remodeling
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0333.html

he has a dog's life
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0334.html

Riddles
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0335.html




I was crossing the street. I got hit by a mobile library.
I was lying there in pain, screaming.
The driver looked at me. He went, "Shhhh."

Sure you can't take it with you.
But you can stash it where no other jerk can find it.




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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

right before I die
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0241.html

most of my problem
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0242.html

bum asked me for a dollar bill
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0243.html

Lawyer to pregnant witness: "Do you know how far
along in your pregnancy you are now?"
"It'll be three months on April twelfth."
"Apparently then, the date of conception was
around January twelfth?"
"Yes, sir."
"And what were you doing at that time?"
"WELL... what do you think???"



A nightclub owner hired a pianist and a
drummer to entertain the customers. After
several performances, he discovered that
the drummer had walked away with some of
his valuables. He notified the police,
who arrested him.
Desperate for another drummer, the owner
called a friend who knew some musicians.
"What happened to the drummer you had?"
he asked.
"I had him arrested," the owner replied.
His friend asked, "How badly did he play?"

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

The Bridge where Trucks come to Die
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0233.html

ANIMALS FIGHT BACK COMPILATION
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0234.html

Silly Symphony Susie The Little Blue Coupe
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0235.html

A Priest And Nun Spent A Night In A Tiny Cabin But The Nun Was Shocked When He Shouted
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0236.html

7 MOST DANGEROUS BEACHES IN THE WORLD
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0237.html

Stone Age
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0238.html

Bronze Living Statues breaking the rules.
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0239.html

Argument Clinic Monte Python
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0240.html






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