THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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Your beliefs do not make you a better person:
your life does
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: The investigative reports bureau of
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER:
WASHINGTON, DC - Sources close to the White House have
learned that Barack Obama is planning to run for the office of
Pope when the College of Cardinals convenes to elect a successor
to ailing Benedict XVI at the end of this month. Calling on the
promise of Equality for All, Obama is said to firmly believe that
the time has come for a non-Catholic to occupy the Vatican's highest office.
He plans to begin campaigning for the office of pope very soon.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
in the stone age
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a091.html
overcompensation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a092.html
magic mirror
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a093.html
my husband
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a094.html
next time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a095.html
stereo types
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a096.html
money is tight
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a097.html
friends
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a098.html
oh my god
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a100.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
doritos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2951.html
football
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2952.html
my check
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2953.html
pager
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2954.html
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One night at the dinner table, she commented,
"When we were first married, you took the small
piece of steak and gave me the larger.
Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller.
You don't love me any more?"
"Nonsense, darling," he replied, "you just cook better now."
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Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.
The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.
Finally, one woman turned to the other and said,
"You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!"
The other woman turned to her and said, "I know! I heard it snoring!"
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He frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room,
"Please come fast I'm having an argument with her and she says
she will jump out the window of your hotel!"
The manager replied, "Sir that's a personal matter."
He replies, "Like hell it is!
The window won't open, so that's a maintenance matter!"
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Why Vibrators Are Better Than Men
- A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."
- Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on TV.
- Batteries are cheaper than pickup trucks !
- When we're done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer and not hear from them until we're ready.
- It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.
- We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
- Position is your choice, not his.
- It always is hard.
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FUN PAGES
Unicorn Horn For Cats
http://tinyurl.com/a6vr7jn
Ben 10 vs. Zombies
http://tinyurl.com/altafjj
Give Her The Flowers
http://tinyurl.com/bb73okv
Jump
http://tinyurl.com/b6ovlwu
Karate Kitties
http://tinyurl.com/baon72e
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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