Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school
secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
"He's a magician, Ma'am" said the new boy.
"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"
"He cuts people in half."
"Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"
"One half brother and two half sisters."
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1- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I
learned that most people die of natural causes.

2- There are two kinds of pedestrians .. . .
The quick and the dead. Especially in Chicago

3- Life is sexually transmitted.

4- Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

5- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the
table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and
out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and
unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.
The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman,
"Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said,
"No, he didn't. He just walked in."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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