Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven, but not
at all happy with his accommodations.
He complained to St. Peter, who told him his only recourse
was to appeal his assignment. The attorney immediately
advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told he
would be waiting at least three years before his appeal
could be heard.
The attorney protested a three year wait was unconscionable,
but his words fell on deaf ears. The lawyer was then
approached by the devil, who told him he would be able to
arrange an appeal to be heard in a few days, if the attorney
was willing to change venue to Hell.
When the attorney asked why appeals could be heard so much
sooner in Hell, he was told, "We have all of the judges."
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Years ago, the chaplain of the football team at Notre Dame
was a beloved old Irish priest. At confession one day, a
football player told the priest that he had acted in an
unsportsman-like manner at a recent football game. "I lost
my temper and said some bad words to one of my
opponents."
"Ahhh, that's a terrible thing for a Notre Dame lad to be
doin'," the priest said. He took a piece of chalk and drew a
mark across the sleeve of his coat.
"That's not all, Father. I got mad and punched one of my
opponents."
"Saints preserve us!" the priest said, making another chalk
mark.
"There's more. As I got out of a pileup, I kicked two of the
other team's players in the in a sensitive area."
"Oh, goodness me!" the priest wailed, making two more
chalk marks on his sleeve. "Who in the world were we playin'
when you did these awful things?"
"Southern Methodist."
"Ah, well," said the priest, wiping his sleeve, "boys will be
boys."
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A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him,
"Hey! Come over here buddy!"
The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing
and asks, "Were you talking to me?"
The horse replies, "Sure was. Man, I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky
Derby a few years ago and this stupid farmer bought me. Now all I do is pull
a plow and I'm sick of it. Why don't you run up to the house and offer him
$5,000 to buy me. I'll make you some money cause I can still run."
The jogger thought to himself, "Boy a talking horse!" Dollar signs started
appearing in his head. So he runs to the house to where the old farmer is
sitting on the porch. The jogger yells to the farmer, "Hey old man, I'll
give you $5,000 for that broken-down old nag you've got in the field."
The farmer replies, "Son, this has happened before. You can't believe
anything that darn horse says. He's never even been to Kentucky."

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Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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