The Postman's Corner!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
"Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible
objections must first be overcome."
— Samuel Johnson
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the 60s
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pacifist
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miracle drugs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a033.html
the "I love you" line
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I know what you're thinking
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party
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a036.html
valentines day in Folsom prison
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pool
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a038.html
lesbians
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big plans tonight
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
PolitiZoid - The Great Pretender
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2927.html
The Guys from Knight Rifles "Americas Muzzleloader"
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2928.html
Letterman at Mcdonald's
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2929.html
Dane Cook - "Burger King"
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2930.html
One winter day, Fred's neighbor Sam, came up to
Fred's door and started pounding on it.
Fred answered the door.
"Sam, what's up?" he said.
Sam angrily replied, "That no good son of yours has been peeing
In the snow in my yard!"
Fred asked, "How do you know it was my son?"
Sam answered, "He wrote his name in pee!"
"Okay," Fred replied.
"I'll talk to him about it, but I have to say,
I don't see what the big deal is.
It's just pee in the snow.
Why are you so fired up about it?"
Sam snapped back, "It's in my daughter's handwriting!"
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The idle thoughts of a wandering mind
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it
I had amnesia once---or twice
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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An Italian woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus
driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The Italian woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down,
fuming. She says to a man next to her, "Eh, dat driver
ova dere justa insulteda me!"
The man said, "You go right up there and tell him
off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Barry Mailey walks into a drugstore and asks for a package of condoms.
"I'm afraid I can only sell them to you if you're married." The druggist says.
"Well, I am, "replies Barry.
"You'll have to prove it," says the druggist.
So Barry rushes back home, gets his marriage certificate, shows
it to the druggist and finally gets his condoms.
A few days later, Barry goes back to the same druggist to
get some flea powder for his dog.
"Got a dog license?" the druggist asks.
Barry reluctantly trudges home in a rage and gets the dog
licence and is finally handed his flea powder.
The next day he's back in the shop and hands the druggist a screw- top-jar.
"Here, smell this," Barry tells the druggist.
"The druggist unscrews the lid and takes a whiff.
"That smells like Shit!" cries the druggist, wrinkling his nose.
"Correct," says Barry .
"Now GET ME two rolls of toilet paper please."
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FUN PAGES
Bar-be-cue
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Girls Do Proper Doggy Style
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Failed Product
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Santa Chat
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Snuggle Puppy
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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