THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes;
a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist
doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them.
Leonard Louis Levinson
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
joint trouble
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time for bed
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talk like a whore
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a different kind of card
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no more excuses
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the milkman
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save our marriage
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you misunderstood
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illegal alien
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old eyes
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
controlled gun access
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haircut
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redneck
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a walkin fridge
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While working as a radiology technician in a hospital
emergency room, I took x-rays of a trauma patient. I
brought the films to our radiologist, who studied
the multiple fractures of the femurs and pelvis.
"What happened to this patient?" he asked in astonishment.
"He fell out of a tree," I reported.
The radiologist wanted to know what the patient was doing up a tree.
"I'm not sure, but his paperwork states he works for Bob's Expert Tree Service."
Gazing intently at the x-rays, the radiologist blinked and said, "Cross out 'Expert.'
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One day my six year old asked, "Daddy, what's a transvestite?"
I said, "Go ask your mother... he'll tell you."
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Bar Translations: What they really mean...
"No, really, I'm OK to drive." -- I'm wasted, and I am too
embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.
"I'm not used to these darts." -- I'm not used to throwing
anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.
"Let's go out to my car and get some cigarettes." (male to
female) -- You would look great face down in my lap.
"You get this one, next round is on me." --
We won't be here long enough to get another round.
"I'll get this one, next one is on you." --
Happy hour is about to end....now beers are 2 pounds,
but by the next round they'll be 4 pounds a pop.
"I haven't seen you around here for a long time." --
You stuck up little bitch, too good for your old friends??
"Hey, where is that friend of yours?" -- I have no
interest in talking to you except as a way to get your
attractive friend into a compromising position.
"Let's get out of here." -- I just dumped half a jug
of beer into that Harley guy's helmet.
"Can I get a glass of white sweet wine." (female) -- I'm easy.
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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very
depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the
ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work
on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run
to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person,
a fun person, an attractive person. But say it with real conviction.
Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office
a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden
expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of
the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
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FUN PAGES
Military Dogs
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Playing With 3 Naked Girls
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Star Defender 4 Hacked
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Virtual Hypnosis
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Scared to Jump
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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