Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid (shit!!!!),
Than to drink water and be full of shit.
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1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

3. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

4. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

5. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

6. Born free, taxed to death.

7. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
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Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before
morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick.
"And how did you do it?" "I just touched this big spinning thing
here like thi... Darn! There goes another one!"
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A violin teacher was teaching a large group class. She showed
them her violin and said, "This violin was made in the early 1800s."
Someone in the audience raised their hand and asked, "So, you got it used?"
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Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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