Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?"
asked the wife. "No," I said.
She gave me a sexy little smile,slowly reached into her
cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a fifty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asked.
"No," I said.
She gave me another sexy little smile,seductively reached into
her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," I said, intrigued.
"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."
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During his recent golfing vacation, Obama sliced off the
tee on every hole.He asked his Scottish caddy if he has noticed
any obvious reasons for his poor tee shots, to which the caddy replied:
"Aye, there's a piece of shyt on the end of yer driver. "
Obama picked up his driver and cleaned the club face, at which point the caddy said:
"Nae, the other end."
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A young blonde secretary was describing her evening's exploits to a
friend.
"After dinner," she said, "he wanted to come back to my apartment, but I
refused. I told him my mother would worry if I did anything like that."
"That was smart," her friend said, approvingly. "Then what happened?"
"He kept insisting, and I kept refusing," the secretary said.
"You didn't weaken your resolve, did you?" asked the friend.
"Not one bit. In the end, we went to his apartment. I figured, let his
mother worry."

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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