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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

I don't think about dying,
its the last thing I want to do

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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

As you may have seen on the news,
it's been very cold here in Michigan ...
So cold, in fact, that the State of Michigan
has borrowed a Norwegian Icebreaker
to clear Lake Michigan for freighter traffic.
The Icebreaker is starting near Traverse City
and working its way southward.
Here is a picture as the hard work of ice
breaking begins. Impressive!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

nuclear world viewpoint
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a001.html

whoa Carl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a002.html

at carnival
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a003.html

chair sale
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a004.html

rainshowers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a005.html

at the fortune teller
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a006.html

that is peter pan
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a007.html

at home
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a008.html

late one night
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a009.html

a woman's hands
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

3 budlights
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2915.html

Tango Scene HOT
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2916.html

hotwheels
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2917.html

the wedding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2918.html

About Marriage

- My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

- My wife and I were very happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.

- I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months; I don't like to interrupt
her.

- Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table
had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter
said "Chopsticks are provided only on request." "But," the man
countered, "if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn't have
to pay someone to wash all the forks." "True," the waiter shot back,
"but we would have to hire three more people to clean up the mess."
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At an Easter mass, at which some young ladies
were to take their finals vows to become nuns,
the presiding bishop noticed two rabbis enter
the church just before the mass began.
They were seated at the back of the sanctuary
and insisted on sitting on the right side of the
center aisle.
The bishop wondered why they had come but
didn't have time to inquire before the mass began.
When it came time for some announcements,
his curiosity got the best of him. He announced
that he was delighted to see two rabbis in their
midst at the mass but, was curious as to why
they were present at this occasion where the
young ladies were to become the "brides of
Christ."
The eldest of the rabbis slowly rose to his feet
and explained, "Family of the Groom."
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FUN PAGES

A Tall Glass of Weed
http://tinyurl.com/ax62nyh

10 Funny Signs Found At The Beach
http://tinyurl.com/b6c6pkb

Weird Close Up Shot
http://tinyurl.com/9wrnxwx

Plazma Burst 2 Hacked
http://tinyurl.com/byzkpkc

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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