THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better
than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
H. L. Mencken
GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS!
It is good to be back among the living again!
In case you were wondering of my absense, I was hit
by a severe case of Broncitus late Thursday night, early
Friday morning. Daughter pinch hit for me and you folks did
not even realize it was her doing a couple of issues for me
as the war department had decreed me too sick to get out of
bed.Yesterday, unfortunately, daughter had a test to study for, so
there was no one to do the page. Turk the dog is not the greatest
at such things, all he likes is doggie pictures. Altho he did look
at me with big puppy eyes filled with concern over my hacking and coughing.
But no amount of puppy kisses seemed to help. However, it seems that the
worst of it has run its course, and I am back to being me. On the downside,
I failed to complete my daily excersize program, being sick, I could barely
get out of the chair, let alone walk. Not sure about the diet, could not tell
you what I ate the last few days, or if I ate anything at all. I must have done something
right tho, the scales have reported that I have lost another 3 lbs! and that was
confirmed by the docs office this morning, for a total weight loss so far of 13lbs.
Makes the war department happy,so I am happy. that is obvious tho, you know that old
saying if momma is happy, everybody is happy:)
Anyways, I know you have missed the jokes, so lets get to it!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
he loves me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z861.html
my wife
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z862.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z863.html
valentines
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z864.html
dear mom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z865.html
gut reaction
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z866.html
natural
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z867.html
cupid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z868.html
a virgin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z869.html
dear lady
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z870.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The easy & fun way to burn 2,000 calories
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2860.html
The Belly Dancing Duo America's Got Talent 2010 (Kaya & Sadie)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2861.html
Senior Moments by Golf Brooks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2862.html
2000 Ducks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2863.html
Harry teed his ball up, addressed his golf ball, and
took a magnificent swing. Something went wrong, and he hit
a wicked slice. The ball left the fairway he was playing,
and it went onto the adjoining one -- where it hit a man
full in the face. He dropped like a rock!
Rushing over to the man, Harry and his partner found him
unconscious, with the ball lying between his feet.
"Oh no!" exclaimed Harry. "What should we do?"
"I'm not sure," said his partner. "But don't move him!
If we just leave him here, he's an immovable obstruction
and you can either play the ball from where it lies or
drop it two clublengths away without penalty."
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The bride said she wanted three children, while the
young husband said two would be enough for him.
They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes
until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly,
"After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."
Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well,
I hope you'll love the third one just as if it's your own."?
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A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked,
"Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly
that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my
own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"
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FUN PAGES
Dog Meets Pal at Disney World
http://tinyurl.com/ag8tr7a
Bath Time Is So Much Fun
http://tinyurl.com/adfoxxd
The Last Session
http://tinyurl.com/bko76pe
Doctor And His Dog
http://tinyurl.com/a4p2w6s
Whoa So That's Coffee
http://tinyurl.com/b3sqxhm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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