Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A police officer was being cross-examined by a defense attorney
during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the
police officer's credibility .....
Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the
description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called
offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then office. Do you have a
room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily
duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'
Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes, sir.'
Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with
your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you
share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and
sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'
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A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for her first
cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a
conversation but got no response.
After the cleaning, the dentist was called in to do the final
check. The dentist tried to strike up a conversation as well.
"How old are you?"
No response.
The dentist then asked, "Don't you know how old you are?"
Immediately four tiny fingers went up.
"Oh," replied the dentist, "and do you know how old that is?"
Four little fingers went up once again.
Continuing the effort to get a response, the dentist asked, "Can you talk?"
The solemn little patient looked at him and asked, "Can you count?"
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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating
guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the
lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a
trick.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the
lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person
presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom." He looked toward
the courtroom door.
The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute passed.
Nothing happened. Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous
statement. But, you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put to you that
you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and
insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."
The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later,
the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.
"But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all
of you stare at the door."
The jury foreman replied, "Oh, we looked, but your client didn't."
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Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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