Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A Republican [in a wheelchair] entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Republican looked across the restaurant at a conspicuous
gent and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes."
So the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back.
He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the
waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced
across the restaurant at the same gent, and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give
Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered,
"Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold glass of wine?"
He, too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a
cold glass of wine. "On my bill," he said loudly.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him
and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs,
got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed."
The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his
hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me. I'm collecting disability!"
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During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity
and so I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,
escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down
several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out
of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."
Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be some outdoors man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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