[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

 

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Herm Albright

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THE COMICS

DADD
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z911.html

employees
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z912.html

its for real
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z913.html

gee, I'm sorry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z914.html

trust me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z915.html

football
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z916.html

mark my words
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z917.html

dear god
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z918.html

9 months
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z919.html

didn't I tell you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z920.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Wife After Wedding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2885.html

WINNER! Doritos Commercial Superbowl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2884.html

American Got Talent - the Robot Band
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2883.html

Dean Martin Surprises Johnny Carson on "The Tonight Show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2885.html

An old man walks into the barbershop for shave and a haircut,
but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because
his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf
and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest
shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have
happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does!"
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Today I had to go to Sears. As I approached the entrance, I noticed
a driver looking for a parking space. I flagged the driver and
pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available.
The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, "I'm not handicapped!"
Well, as you can imagine, my face was red!"Oh, I'm sorry" I said.
"I saw your Obama bumper sticker and just assumed that you suffer from a mental disorder."
She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me.
Boy! Some people don't appreciate it when you're just trying to help them out!
 
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Woman: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "It's in the phone book."
Woman: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "That's in the phone book too."

Woman: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Man: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Woman: "I know how to please a man."
Man: "Then please leave me alone."

Woman: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Man: "Yes, that's great... but would you stay there?

Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something smart?
A: It will start with: "A man once told me...!
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

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