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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!

Consistency requires you to be as ignorant
today as you were a year ago.
Bernard Berenson

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

the power of make up
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50 percent
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3 weeks ago
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intuition
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die hard
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that was close
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why not
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stay off
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excersize
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for the fifth time
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Impractical Jokers - Costco employees
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Funny Videos of People Falling
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FUNNY STATUE SCARES
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The most beautiful scenery in the world
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One afternoon, Karyn, my sister-in-law, was driving with
her two little girls, Taylor and Tammy, in the back seat.
After a few minutes of listening to them argue,
Karyn yelled, "Knock it off, both of you!"
Taylor, the eldest, asked, "How did you know what we were doing?"
"Mommies have eyes in the back of their heads." Karyn replied.
A few weeks later, the gang was again out driving, doing some
errands. "Mommy," Taylor asked innocently, "do you still have
eyes in the back of your head?"
"Of course I do," Karyn responded. "Why do you ask?"
"Well," she said, pointing to the object in her hands, "I
thought maybe you could read us this book while you drive."
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An Octogenarian moved to a new town and joined the local Country
Club.  He went to the Club for the first time to play but was told
everyone scheduled to play was already out on the course.  He was
so disappointed, the Assistant Pro said he would play with him and
would give him a 12 stroke handicap.
The 80 year old said, " I really don't need a handicap. The only real
problem I have is getting out of sand traps."
They both played well.  Coming into the par three 18th they were even.
The pro had a nice drive to mid-fairway and would be able to get on
the green with the next stroke and then putt for a birdie with the
following play.
The old man hit a long drive, and the ball landed in one of the two
sand traps around the hole.  Shooting from the sand trap on his second
stroke, he hit a high ball that landed on the green and rolled right into
the hole!
The Assistant Pro was stunned. "Nice shot, but I thought you said you
have a problem getting out of sand traps."
"I do, replied the octogenarian. "Give me a hand."
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