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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves
strong. The amount of work is the same.
- Carlos Castaneda

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GOOD MORNONG POSTMAN FANS!
So did you read the news the other day? President
Barry seems to think we should raise the minimum wage
to 9 bux an hr. How bout that, eh? I was on a message board the other
day and the typical arguments were being voiced. Every time the issue
of minimum wage comes up, same discussions. Except for one point.
Someone said that if you were drawing welfare and food stamps, it was
the equivalent of 9 bux per hr. So they said it made sense if you were to
raise wage minimums. Hmm, the thot struck me, that maybe instead of raising the minimum
wage, maybe we should reduce the allocation amount of welfare and food
stamps. Apparently my thot was not real popular. go figger.
Makes sense to me tho.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

PS: I still remember, my first job that was not on the farm?
At the age of 16, minimum wage was a buck twenty five an hour.
Of course, gas was 35 cents a gallon, too.
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staff meeting
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a report on dad
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at my age
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elections
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should I
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produce
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business class
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the bird watchers
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

America's Funniest Home Videos
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top 10 of idiots of the history of planet earth
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Kid tries to buy a condom
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Banned Sexy Goodyear Tires
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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde
stewardess;
the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their
arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline
personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the
pilot
was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new
stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and
called her up, wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone,
crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out
of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess
replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is
the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says
'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you
don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the
office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she
was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a
foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a
boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her
husband to come home.
"First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she
exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful 'Arbor Day' in all my life!"
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?
A: Your honor.

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 36 feet deep?
A: Because down deep, they are all nice guys!

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
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FUN PAGES

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65 Funny and Awesome Pics
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Singing Horses
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That's all folks!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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