THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes with its daily dose of humor!
Laws are like sausages.
It's better not to see them being made.
Otto von Bismarck
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER:
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision
to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of
dollars worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's
first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to
change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they
had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the
car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Budweiser, a bag of weed,
and some photos of Gordon's wife in the shower.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
on facebook
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a021.html
life before and after
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a022.html
what
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a023.html
not so bad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a024.html
Holby city
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a025.html
my wedding anniversary
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a026.html
remind you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a027.html
ready?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a028.html
home security
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a029.html
electric toothbrush
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
"buggah"
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2923.html
why its great to have a dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2924.html
try and catch the wind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2925.html
drunk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2926.html
Two old guys talking.
One said to the other: "My 85th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV".
Other guy: "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!"
First guy: "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
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Blonde wife texts her husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen."
Husband texts her back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer is completely screwed up now."
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A Russian had saved enough money to buy a car. He went to the government
office, turned over the money, and was informed there was a long waiting list to get a car.
"Come back in 10 years," the bureaucrat told the car buyer.
"Morning or afternoon?" asked the buyer.
"What difference does it make?" asked the bureaucrat.
"The plumber is coming in the morning."
And that, folks, is what socialism and communism lead to.
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A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the
tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART!
Why WAL-MART??
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
WAL-MART is the largest
re-tailer in the world!!!
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My boss phoned me today, he said, "Is everything okay at the office?"
I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped."
"Can you do me a favor?" he asked.
I said, "Of course, what is it?"
"Speed it up a little, I'm in the SUV behind you."
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FUN PAGES
Chat With God Online
http://tinyurl.com/b5zavw8
Help I Need Money
http://tinyurl.com/a27cdd2
Beautiful Blue Eyes Puppy
http://tinyurl.com/a9oct52
Get High On Our Street
http://tinyurl.com/alnbohy
Music Critic
http://tinyurl.com/b3c64zl
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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