THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Ingratitude is the essence of vileness.
Immanuel Kant
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, did you watch the superbowl? Not being
a big sports fan, I am not thrilled by it. But
with being sick, I actually even slept thru it.
I'm sure if you are a Ravens fan, you are still gloating
with victory. I hear the power went out for a half hour
during the game. There are plans to move the superbowl next year.
They are going to have it in the parking lot of motel 6, because
they promise... "we'll leave the lights on for you:)"
Any ways, I do have some mild interest in the event, not specifically
of the game, but I like the commercials and the half time show, and you
might pay particular attention to the movie links this morning. They are
excerpts from this year's game.
Broncitus or whatever it seems to be breaking
up. It has degraded to a fierce cold. I will probably make the
manufacturers of tissue happy as I have used enough to cause
shortages of the stuff in major proportions.!!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
make up your mind
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potato strip tease
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the copier
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dads shoes
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insomnia
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your call is very important
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fish
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wife
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hot days
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a headache
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Mercedes CLA Super Bowl Ad 2013 "Sexy Car Wash"
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Jackson Hewitt Super Bowl Commercial 2013
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15 Top Super Bowl Commercials of 2013
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Beyonce Superbowl Halftime Show
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Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry.
Please keep it cool in mid-July.
Bless the walls where termites dine
While ants and roaches march in time.
Bless our yard where spiders pass
Fire ant castles in the grass.
Bless the garage, a home to please
Carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas.
Bless the love bugs, two by two,
The gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.
Millions of creatures that fly or crawl,
In FLORIDA, Lord, you've put them all!
But this is home, and here we'll stay,
So thank you Lord, for in sect spray.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN FLORIDA IN JULY WHEN. . . .
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!
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How To install a wireless security system:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really
big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and
Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish. Leave a note
on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and I have
gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the
Pitbulls, they've just been wormed."
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FUN PAGES
Send A Bloody Message
http://tinyurl.com/a6d97q4
Celebrity Look-A-Like
http://tinyurl.com/auvvw4y
Did You Say Something?
http://tinyurl.com/amwufdh
She Licks It With Her Tongue
http://tinyurl.com/akr2oea
Photo Heat Map
http://tinyurl.com/ae7ce5d
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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