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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!

An onion can make people cry, but there has never
been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
Will Rogers
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

big surprise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z841.html

man vs wild
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z842.html

passwords
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z843.html

the dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z844.html

smoking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z845.html

men/boys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z846.html

telegraph office
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z847.html

a strip club
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z848.html

being stupid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z849.html

hey dad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z850.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

'The Flagman' - CBS Sunday Morning
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2852.html

Inside : the Vatican
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2853.html

Ahmed & Salim
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2854.html

most castles beautiful of france
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2855.html

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her
new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking
encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband
readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they
made love, formore than 30 years, with him thinking that
it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other
incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day,
she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer
was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he
had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59,
he'd be able to find another job. Calmly, his wife handed
him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady
deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she
showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which
were worth over $2 million. She explained that she had
'charged' him for sex, and these were the results of her
savings and investments. The husband was so astounded he
could barely speak. Finally he found his voice and blurted
out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have
 had sex only with you.' That's when she shot him.
You know, *men just don't know when to keep their mouth
shut,specially when drunk!!!!!*
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
Covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
Forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
Stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
Funeral........I'm a gynecologist."
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FUN PAGES

Green Plastic Bag Model
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Hello Kitty Painting
http://tinyurl.com/bh7yx25

Failed Product
http://tinyurl.com/azdyudm

Obama Illuminati G
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Temple Run
http://tinyurl.com/axf4gjb

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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