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Associated press release...
Microsoft announced yesterday that there was a serious
defect in the office version of Windows Vista (designed for
offices). As a result, many user systems are left vulnerable to
infection by virus trojans and worms which cause massive
crashes within the office lan network. In order to rectify this
problem, Microsoft now offers a safety program to help rectify
such crashes in the future
Pfizer drug company announced a new drug should be approved
by the FDA and available to the consumer shortly. It is said to
be an alternative to prosac and valium. It will be sold shortly at
Target pharmacies...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
THE MOVIES!
God is great
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies154.html
Bic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies155.html
at the beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies152.html
bathtub toy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies153.html
THE COMICS
bath time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w031.html
a hobby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w032.html
don't move
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w033.html
workin late
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w034.html
temptation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w035.html
couldn't you learn?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w036.html
now that's real logic!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w037.html
I forgot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w038.html
she just doesn't get it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w039.html
the carpet layer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w040.html
THE JOKES
An expectant father did not want his coworkers to know that he had a
girlfriend, much less that she was pregnant with his son. Though he
accompanied her to the hospital, he had to report to work while she
was still in labor. As he left, he asked the labor and delivery nurse
to call his office and let him know by using a secret code. "When my
son comes, do not call the office and say that I have become a father
of a boy, otherwise everyone will know. Just tell the receptionist
that the clock has arrived and I will know that my son has been
born." The child arrived but it was a girl. The labor and delivery
nurse thought, "If I tell his office that the clock did not arrive,
he'll think that something has happened to the baby; and he'll be
terribly upset and worried." So she sent the message: "The clock has
arrived, but the pendulum is missing."
_____________
A drunken Irishman gets on a train and asks the conductor how long the
trip is between Limerick and Cork.
"About two hours," says the conductor.
"Okay," says the drunkard, "then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick?"
The irate conductor says to the drunk "It's still about two hours,
laddie. Why'd ya think there'd be a difference?"
"Well," says the drunk, "it's only a week between Christmas and New
Year's, but it's a helluva long time between New Year's and Christmas!"
_______________
A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that
showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive
boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door.
Pointing to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, "Is that for sale?"
"Of course not!" she snapped angrily, blushing furiously.
Unchanged, he replied quietly, "Then, I suggest you quit advertising it."
___________
Mike was walking past a pet shop one day and noticed a parrot in a cage hanging outside.
As he approached, the parrot said, "Hello. What's your name?"
"Mike," responded the young man.
Several days later, Mike again approached the pet shop.
"Hello, Mike." said the parrot.
Mike was amazed, and decided to go inside and buy the bird.
The clerk told him the parrot was not for sale.
"I really want that parrot," said Mike. "Name your own price."
The clerk saw an opportunity to make some money, so he told Mike,
"I can't sell Polly because she belongs to the owner. But I can
get you some of her eggs. They're $100 each, and you'll have
to come back after hours so I can sneak them out to you."
Mike orders 1/2 dozen eggs and agrees to come back later that night.
The clerk decides to gather a mixture of different eggs to increase the likelihood of having
some of them hatch, and when Mike comes back that night - he sells him the 6 eggs.
A couple weeks later the eggs hatch - but instead of parrots,
Mike has a baby chicken, turkey, duck, goose, owl, and a robin.
The following week he once again approaches the pet shop.
"Hello, Mike," says the parrot.
"Don't you talk to me, you slut." responds Mike. "You'd sleep with anything."
__________________
A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding
anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of
champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the
husband turns to his wife and asks, "Tell me truthfully,
have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
"Well," she replied, "since you ask, to tell you the truth I
have been unfaithful on three occasions."
"What? How could you?"
"Let me tell you about it," she said. "The first time was
back when we were first married. You needed open heart
surgery and we didn't have the money, so I went to bed
with the surgeon and got him to operate for free."
"Gee! That was noble of you. And, besides, I guess I
should be grateful. But, tell me, what about the second time?"
"Do you remember that VP of Sales promotion you
desperately wanted, and they were going to pass you
over for someone else? Well, I went to bed with the
President and he gave you the job."
"Hell, I think I could have done it on my own. But, then
again, I guess I should be grateful. And so, what about the third time?"
"Do you remember two years ago when you wanted to
become president of the Golf Club, and you were missing 53 votes..."
_________________
"Miss Johnson. I see under 'Experience' you only have clerical
type work listed," said the executive. "Why exactly do you
feel you're qualified to manage a department store such as ours?"
"Easy..." the pert lil' blonde replied. "At least twice a
week, my former boss would call me into his private office
and give me the business."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Coffee House
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/062729.htm
Cool Dog
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/062730.htm
Cool Surfing
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/072701.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
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I don't give a rip:)
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just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment'
looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."
- Ronald Reagan
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!!!!
GET YOUR FREE CRYSTAL LITE!!!!
Claim Your FREE* Crystal Light On The Go!
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FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Associated press release...
Microsoft announced yesterday that there was a serious
defect in the office version of Windows Vista (designed for
offices). As a result, many user systems are left vulnerable to
infection by virus trojans and worms which cause massive
crashes within the office lan network. In order to rectify this
problem, Microsoft now offers a safety program to help rectify
such crashes in the future
Pfizer drug company announced a new drug should be approved
by the FDA and available to the consumer shortly. It is said to
be an alternative to prosac and valium. It will be sold shortly at
Target pharmacies..
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
THE MOVIES!
God is great
http://www.thepostm
Bic
http://www.thepostm
at the beach
http://www.thepostm
bathtub toy
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
bath time
http://www.thepostm
a hobby
http://www.thepostm
don't move
http://www.thepostm
workin late
http://www.thepostm
temptation
http://www.thepostm
couldn't you learn?
http://www.thepostm
now that's real logic!!!
http://www.thepostm
I forgot
http://www.thepostm
she just doesn't get it
http://www.thepostm
the carpet layer
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES
An expectant father did not want his coworkers to know that he had a
girlfriend, much less that she was pregnant with his son. Though he
accompanied her to the hospital, he had to report to work while she
was still in labor. As he left, he asked the labor and delivery nurse
to call his office and let him know by using a secret code. "When my
son comes, do not call the office and say that I have become a father
of a boy, otherwise everyone will know. Just tell the receptionist
that the clock has arrived and I will know that my son has been
born." The child arrived but it was a girl. The labor and delivery
nurse thought, "If I tell his office that the clock did not arrive,
he'll think that something has happened to the baby; and he'll be
terribly upset and worried." So she sent the message: "The clock has
arrived, but the pendulum is missing."
____________
A drunken Irishman gets on a train and asks the conductor how long the
trip is between Limerick and Cork.
"About two hours," says the conductor.
"Okay," says the drunkard, "then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick?"
The irate conductor says to the drunk "It's still about two hours,
laddie. Why'd ya think there'd be a difference?"
"Well," says the drunk, "it's only a week between Christmas and New
Year's, but it's a helluva long time between New Year's and Christmas!"
____________
A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that
showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive
boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door.
Pointing to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, "Is that for sale?"
"Of course not!" she snapped angrily, blushing furiously.
Unchanged, he replied quietly, "Then, I suggest you quit advertising it."
___________
Mike was walking past a pet shop one day and noticed a parrot in a cage hanging outside.
As he approached, the parrot said, "Hello. What's your name?"
"Mike," responded the young man.
Several days later, Mike again approached the pet shop.
"Hello, Mike." said the parrot.
Mike was amazed, and decided to go inside and buy the bird.
The clerk told him the parrot was not for sale.
"I really want that parrot," said Mike. "Name your own price."
The clerk saw an opportunity to make some money, so he told Mike,
"I can't sell Polly because she belongs to the owner. But I can
get you some of her eggs. They're $100 each, and you'll have
to come back after hours so I can sneak them out to you."
Mike orders 1/2 dozen eggs and agrees to come back later that night.
The clerk decides to gather a mixture of different eggs to increase the likelihood of having
some of them hatch, and when Mike comes back that night - he sells him the 6 eggs.
A couple weeks later the eggs hatch - but instead of parrots,
Mike has a baby chicken, turkey, duck, goose, owl, and a robin.
The following week he once again approaches the pet shop.
"Hello, Mike," says the parrot.
"Don't you talk to me, you slut." responds Mike. "You'd sleep with anything."
____________
A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding
anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of
champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the
husband turns to his wife and asks, "Tell me truthfully,
have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
"Well," she replied, "since you ask, to tell you the truth I
have been unfaithful on three occasions."
"What? How could you?"
"Let me tell you about it," she said. "The first time was
back when we were first married. You needed open heart
surgery and we didn't have the money, so I went to bed
with the surgeon and got him to operate for free."
"Gee! That was noble of you. And, besides, I guess I
should be grateful. But, tell me, what about the second time?"
"Do you remember that VP of Sales promotion you
desperately wanted, and they were going to pass you
over for someone else? Well, I went to bed with the
President and he gave you the job."
"Hell, I think I could have done it on my own. But, then
again, I guess I should be grateful. And so, what about the third time?"
"Do you remember two years ago when you wanted to
become president of the Golf Club, and you were missing 53 votes..."
____________
"Miss Johnson. I see under 'Experience' you only have clerical
type work listed," said the executive. "Why exactly do you
feel you're qualified to manage a department store such as ours?"
"Easy..." the pert lil' blonde replied. "At least twice a
week, my former boss would call me into his private office
and give me the business."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Coffee House
http://www.buffalos
Cool Dog
http://www.buffalos
Cool Surfing
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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