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Did you ever turn on the tube on Saturday morning?
As a child, I remember waking up at 630am. It was special.
I sat in front of the tube, waiting about 15 minutes for the old RCA
console to warm up. And when it finally did, the "test signal" was there.
Then, once it did, for about 15 minutes, my brother and I sat silently staring at nothing,
because the "special event" would be happening at 7. ...SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS!
On a recent Saturday morning, I happened to tune in the tube, and
discovered that this was another cultural event that has fallen by the way side.
They don't really do cartoons much any more. Yeah, they got the cartoon channel. But
It doesn't really show cartoons. They got these things called anime. I am not really
sure what they are, I just know it ain't the same as such good things as Tom and Jerry,
Foghorn leghorn, Hekel and Jekel, The road runner. and etc. My daughter tells me that
the "old cartoons" are not politically incorrect as they encourage violence. I don't really
remember that so much, altho I do recall the coyote blowing himself up occasionally with
with his own grenade, and Fog horn leg horn picking up his feathers after some major explosion
blew them all off.
And reality tv? forget it. The closest thing we had to a reality show back then was when the Apollo landed
on the moon and that's all the 3 channels showed for weeks on end. Then of course, for reality drama
tv, we had the Watergate trials. Remember how they went on for weeks and months? and thats ALL
there was on the tube. no alternatives.
Whoever said progress was a good thing?
Oh well, guess I am just an old man living in the past.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin
aka the postman
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
proof that love is blind
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the burglary
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pillows
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THE COMICS
Judy's date
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don't remember
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who cares
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judge Judy
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he did it!
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Earl is so old...
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desperation
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THE JOKES!
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and with great anticipation,
crawled in to bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Can't, it's Lent."
In tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing
I have ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?"
____________
Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."
____________
A wife asked her husband:
"What do you like most in me, my pretty face
or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
"I like your sense of humor!
____________
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He
comes back about 10 minutes later, sits down at the bar,
muttering and swearing very softly. The barkeep approaches
the customer and asks what the problem is.
"Oh some son-uv-a-bitch snuck up behind me while I was at
the urinal and put a gun to my head".
"Ouch! What happened?"
"He told me to give him a blow job or he'd blow my brains out!"
"Yeah, then what?"
"Well you didn't hear a gun shot, did you???"
____________
Jack ran into a friend he knew had just recently married. "How's married life?"
"Great, except I screwed up big time this morning. Without thinking I
left $50 on my wife's pillow!"
"Aw, hell, don't worry about it. She knows you've been single for
ages. She'll understand."
"That's not what bothers me. After I showered and came back to the
bedroom, there was $15 change on my pillow!"
____________
Mary: So I told him, "Stop it! What you're trying to do is supposed
to be done in some privacy!"
Jill: What did he say to that?
Mary: He asked, "Do you want me to turn off the dashboard lights?
__________
Q. Have you heard about the oversexed woman who would take her
vibrator into the tanning booth?
A. She loved to shake and bake
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
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Martin aka the postman!
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