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You know what the difference is between an American woman and an Iraqi woman?
An America woman says
"Does this dress make my butt look big?"
You know what an Iraqi woman says?
Did you know that scientists have discovered a new species
of Giant wood pecker?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
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Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
ouch
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/movies143. html
funny animals
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/movies144. html
wipe out
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/movies145. html
beauty in the winter
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/movies146. html
when a soldier comes home
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/movies147. html
THE COMICS!
the test
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w009. html
damn it George...
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w010. html
the Lockhorns
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w011. html
Peanuts
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w012. html
Pickles
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w013. html
wizard of id
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w014. html
more pickles
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w015. html
Herman
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w016. html
Rocky 12..the final chaper
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w017. html
infected computer
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w018. html
insert coin
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w019. html
THE JOKES!
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big
trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.'
'I can't stand to see a man crying.'
'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right.'
'I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot,
I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to
work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.'
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A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African
bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When a male reaches
a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is
a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his
wife looked down at him and said: "How about we try the African
string-and-weight procedure?"
The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband: "How is our little
tribal experiment coming along?"
"Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.
"Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?"
"No, it's turned black."
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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
____________
On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the
Dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.
About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who
Owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his.
The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck
cowboy replies, "No way dog's in heat---she's cool cause I
Got 'er tied under the shade of the tree." The policeman says, "No!
You don't understand-- your dog needs to be Bred.
"No way", the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she's not hungry,
Cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin."
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to
Understand, your dog wants to have sex!" The redneck looks at him
and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police dog!
______________
Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there
be greater than this one?"
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movies
Afghanistan Sniper
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If You Wanted To Sleep With Him
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/ 080302.htm
Are They Crooked
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/ 080306.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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