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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A nice letter from a postman fan
Hey Postman:
I love your page, of all the different ones I get, yours is the best.
I make sure I read it every morning! Here are a couple things I
think your readers will like. I got both of them and I think its pretty cool.
You should tell them about it.
First time I ever got stuff for free!
Bonnie in Florida.
Bonnie.
ok sister! Glad you like the page.
I'll let the readers know about these deals.
Sounds pretty good!
Thx
Martin aka the postman!
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You know, I am glad she got caught, somehow this usually happens to me.
Actually, you should be glad she got caught instead of me also...
she looks a lot better than I do in that position:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
THE COMICS!
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greeting
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I want that job
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look what daddy brought
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the guests
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thoughts
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dissing the wrong woman
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we warned you
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Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand
new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to bother and enter.
"What kind of attitude is that?" David asked. He leaned closer and whispered,
"What you need, pal, is faith. Look around and see if the good Lord sends you a message."
Strolling around the fair, Paul grew more and more despondent as the drawing neared.
Nothing struck him, no divine inspiration, no sign from God.
Finally, while he was passing old Mrs. Kelleher's pie stand, he glanced over and saw the
woman bending down. She wasn't wearing any panties, and suddenly her ass began to glow.
All of a sudden, a finger of flame came from the skies and without her even knowing it,
used her ass as a notepad. The fiery finger etched a seven on each cheek.
Thanking God, Paul rushed to the raffle booth and played the number 77.
A few minutes later, the drawing was held. And once again, Paul lost.
The winning number was 707....
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Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and he
was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after
doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said: "Take this bucket, go
into the other room, poop in the bucket, pee on the poop, and then put your head
down over the bucket and breathe in the fumes for ten minutes."
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the
bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was
wrong with me?"The doctor said .... "You were homesick."
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A Mexican family was considering putting their
grandfather in a nursing home.
All the Hispanics facilities were completely
full so they had to put him in an Irish home.
After a few weeks in the Irish facility,
they came to visit grandpa.
Grandson asked "How do you like it here grandpa?
"It's Wonderful son! Everyone here is so
courteous and respectful," says grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong
place for you.
You know since you are a little different from everyone else."
" Different!! Oh, no! Let me tell you about
how wonderfully they treat the residents here,
" grandpa says with a big smile.
"There's a musician here --he's 85
years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years
and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!"
"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old.
He hasn't been on the bench
in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your honor'! "
" There is a dentist here -- 90 year old. He
hasn't fixed a tooth for over 25 years and
everyone calls him 'Doctor'! "
" And then there's me. They don't know this, but I
haven't had sex for over 35 damn years,
and they still call me
'The Fucking Mexican!"
& If they only knew son.........
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered
calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles!
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Q: What do you say to a Blonde who won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
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A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck. A drunk
staggered up to her and said, "Hey! where'd ja get the pig?"
The woman replied," You drunken fool, that's no pig -- it's a duck!"
And the drunk said," Quiet, I was talking to the duck."
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Dear Diary
MONDAY: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I felt singularly
honored this evening. The Captain asked me to dine at his table.
TUESDAY: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the Captain.
WEDNESDAY: The Captain made proposals to me unbecoming an officer and a
gentleman.
THURSDAY: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I do not
give in to his indecent proposals!
FRIDAY: This afternoon I saved 1600 lives. Twice!!!
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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