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I had a "drug" problem when I was a young person and teenager.
I was "drug" to church on Sunday morning.
I was "drug" to church for weddings and funerals.
I was "drug" to family reunions no matter what the weather
or what I would rather have done.
I was "drug" to the bus stop to go to School every weekday.
I was "drug" by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults and teachers.
I was "drug" to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents.
Those "drugs" are still in my veins; and they affect me in every thing I
do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack or heroin, and
if our children had this kind of "drug" problem, America would certainly
be a better place.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
hooters is second place
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies083.html
prescription sunglasses
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies084.html
intruders
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies085.html
big ass
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies086.html
EWWWWWWE!!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies087.html
laser show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies088.html
THE COMICS
the name is...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u010.html
no doubt
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u011.html
jerk in the box
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u012.html
help me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u013.html
the last time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u014.html
1000 sexual positions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u015.html
when yer really drunk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u016.html
jingle bells
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u017.html
oh shit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u018..html
wishes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u019.html
THE JOKES
George went to his friend's house and asked to be put up for the night
because he had a fight with his wife.
"What happened?" the friend asked.
"When I got home tonight I was really beat, tired as a dog. So when she
asked me for fifty bucks for a new dress, I guess I must have been half
asleep or something, because I said, 'All right, but let's finish the dictation first.'"
_____________________
Always remember these five important rules
when asking a man to do something:
1. Make sure the man is conscious.
1a. Then give him a Blow Job.
2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and
line the bird cage with the sports section.
3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to
two, three, or four hours, max.
3b. Then ... give him a Blow Job.
4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. A
blow job will usually do just fine. Or,
offer to cook him something that doesn't
have a peel-back cover.
5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate.
Microwave his remote on high power for 55
minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave
again for another 35 minutes. Or, threaten
to not give him a blow job.
6. Use, "Would, you or will you" instead of
"you'd better or do as I say and no one
will get hurt."
7. When all else fails ... Blow Job.
OK, seven rules.
______________________
Two college coeds were having a beer. One said to the
other, "Mandy was so excited when she found out she
was pregnant. She called me late one night after my
boyfriend and I had already gone to bed."
"What on earth did she want?" her friend asked.
"Oh... she just said, "I can't believe I have a
person inside me!"
I said, "So do I. Could I call ya back in an hour or so ?"
______________
A college student with a young child was pleased when her
daughter became eligible to attend the day care center at
the University. The director of the day care gave the
mother a tour of the facilities. To assure herself of the
center's high standards, the young mother asked about the curriculum.
"Well," said the director, eyes twinkling, "today we are
studying the children's favorite philosopher: Play-Doh."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
midget thai boxing
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/010301.htm
milk
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/010302.htm
moscow tunnel
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/010304.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
Good morning postman fans!
what is your favorite candy?
hersheys? reeses?
claim 100$
http://www.tinyurl.
do you approve of president bush?
yes? no?
give your opinion.
claim 100$
http://www.tinyurl.
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
A large twister touched down over the weekend in Florida.
The associated press reports that damage is extensive from
this twister. Below you will find footage of the twister damage...
PLZ NOTE:
The Postman's Corner features "adult entertainment and humor"
If you do not wish to continue receiving this email, DO NOT
write to the list owner. unsubscribe yourself. instructions for doing so
are printed elsewhere in this email.
I had a "drug" problem when I was a young person and teenager.
I was "drug" to church on Sunday morning.
I was "drug" to church for weddings and funerals.
I was "drug" to family reunions no matter what the weather
or what I would rather have done.
I was "drug" to the bus stop to go to School every weekday.
I was "drug" by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults and teachers.
I was "drug" to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents.
Those "drugs" are still in my veins; and they affect me in every thing I
do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack or heroin, and
if our children had this kind of "drug" problem, America would certainly
be a better place.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
hooters is second place
http://www.thepostm
prescription sunglasses
http://www.thepostm
intruders
http://www.thepostm
big ass
http://www.thepostm
EWWWWWWE!!!!
http://www.thepostm
laser show
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
the name is...
http://www.thepostm
no doubt
http://www.thepostm
jerk in the box
http://www.thepostm
help me
http://www.thepostm
the last time
http://www.thepostm
1000 sexual positions
http://www.thepostm
when yer really drunk
http://www.thepostm
jingle bells
http://www.thepostm
oh shit
http://www.thepostm
wishes
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES
George went to his friend's house and asked to be put up for the night
because he had a fight with his wife.
"What happened?" the friend asked.
"When I got home tonight I was really beat, tired as a dog. So when she
asked me for fifty bucks for a new dress, I guess I must have been half
asleep or something, because I said, 'All right, but let's finish the dictation first.'"
____________
Always remember these five important rules
when asking a man to do something:
1. Make sure the man is conscious.
1a. Then give him a Blow Job.
2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and
line the bird cage with the sports section.
3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to
two, three, or four hours, max.
3b. Then ... give him a Blow Job.
4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. A
blow job will usually do just fine. Or,
offer to cook him something that doesn't
have a peel-back cover.
5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate.
Microwave his remote on high power for 55
minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave
again for another 35 minutes. Or, threaten
to not give him a blow job.
6. Use, "Would, you or will you" instead of
"you'd better or do as I say and no one
will get hurt."
7. When all else fails ... Blow Job.
OK, seven rules.
____________
Two college coeds were having a beer. One said to the
other, "Mandy was so excited when she found out she
was pregnant. She called me late one night after my
boyfriend and I had already gone to bed."
"What on earth did she want?" her friend asked.
"Oh... she just said, "I can't believe I have a
person inside me!"
I said, "So do I. Could I call ya back in an hour or so ?"
____________
A college student with a young child was pleased when her
daughter became eligible to attend the day care center at
the University. The director of the day care gave the
mother a tour of the facilities. To assure herself of the
center's high standards, the young mother asked about the curriculum.
"Well," said the director, eyes twinkling, "today we are
studying the children's favorite philosopher: Play-Doh."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
midget thai boxing
http://www.buffalos
milk
http://www.buffalos
moscow tunnel
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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