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Good morning postman fans!
Tom from Oklahoma, a long time postman fan, writes
Martin, I've used all kinds of different scanners and virus protection. I've tried to be careful to no avail.
I always seem to come up with viruses and adware no matter what. What do you suggest that will help me?
I'm a novice at computers and could really use guidance.
Hi Tom.
If you find that solutions such as Mcafeys, and Norton are not really providing the solutions you need,
then give Registry defender a try. The majority of trojans and other similar types of viruses and even
a lot of adware lodge themselves in what
is called your computer's registry. Registry defender will help clean out the unwanted and return your
system to its original state. you can try it out for free if you want. I've used it for years and its well worth it!
Martin
FREE TRIAL OF REGISTRY DEFENDER
Your Free download of Registry Defender is ready.
Registry Defender is a FREE and easy to use program that can scan for and correct problems
in your computer’s registry. Correcting such problems can provide benefits such as:
Faster Computer Speeds
Faster Computer Startup (Boot)
Fewer Computer Crashes and Internet Freezes
Fewer Computer Crashes
Fewer Trojans and Spyware
Download Now!
http://www.tinyurl.com/2g2tbe
In fact, here is something else I found that I have been using. It won't make you rich,
but I always manage to make a few dollars from it every month.
well worth it for me.
"survey team"
1) Sign up today! It's free and get $3 SIGNUP BONUS! ** SIGNUP TODAY **
2) Receive cash for participating in surveys and also gain access to a whole lot of freebies and sweepstakes.
3) Complete online surveys @ surveyteam.com & receive cash reward upto $80!
4) **surveyteam.com** $3 SIGNUP BONUS! ** SIGNUP TODAY **
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Back in the day, if you are an oldster like me, you may remember when pop tasted like real pop.
I am referring to the time when you could buy a 16 oz glass bottle of your favorite, not the lousy tasting
20 oz plastic bottles they have today. Somehow, to me, plastic seems to kill the flavor. and I hate drinking
from a plastic bottle. As far as I am concerned there was nothing better than a ice cold glass bottle of pop on a hot
summer day. (I also can remember when Mountain Dew glass bottles featured that little hill billy running up the hill.
That was before Pepsi got sued by that silly Appalacian association or whatever it was for discrimination
against mountain people, but that's another story)
Anyways, the nice thing about glass bottles, my brother and I always carried a church key and a straw around with us.
You oldsters will remember a church key. And you will also remember the type of chest style cooler that they used to
store glass bottles of pop in. They were in horizontal racks, and honest people put their quarter in, and the slot opened and you slid
your bottle sideways out of the chest, right? Well a church key, used to pop the top on a bottle, was handy because
devious folks like myself would pop the cap with the bottle still in the dispenser, use the straw to suck the pop out of the
glass bottle without removing or paying for it, and enjoy a nice free drink "on the house."
Now I ask you, how could plastic bottles be a better idea? go figger:)
And by the way, the movies are really exceptional in my opinion today.
I had a blast doing them!
Hope you enjoy looking at them as much as I did puttin em together!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman.
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
Printer problems
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies067.html
a baby is born in Japan
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies068.html
Road safety
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies069.html
who says women can't park?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies070.html
why men own boats-powerpoint
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies071.html
who let the dogs out?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies072.html
I am my own grand pa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies073.html
THE COMICS
if you feel the need
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t027.html
plug the hole
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t028.html
commitment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t029.html
every day of my life
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t030.html
what the law allows and doesn't...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t031.html
money spent
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t032.html
your polygraph
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t033.html
this big
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t034.html
WATER BALLOONS FROM THE NORTH POLE
THE JOKES
A Jewish man was in St. Vincent's Hospital
recovering from an operation when a nun walked
into his room. She was there to cheer up the sick
and ailing. The man and nun started talking and
the nun asked about the man's life. The man
talked about his wife and 13 children.
"My, my," said the nun, "13 children . . . You're
a good, proper Catholic family man. G-d is very proud of you!"
"I'm sorry, Sister," the man said, "I am not Catholic. I'm Jewish."
"Jewish!?" she replies and immediately gets up to leave.
"Sister, why are you leaving?"
"I didn't realize I was talking to a sex maniac!"
___________________
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to
the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the
first time and I always have to repeat things."
"Well," the doctor replied, "Go home and tonight stand about 15 feet
from her and say something to her. If she doesn't reply move about 5 feet
close and say it again. Keep doing this so that we'll get an idea about the
severity of her deafness".
Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He
starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she is chopping
some vegetables and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He hears no response.
He moves about 5 feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves 5 feet
closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an
inch away, and asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"
_______________
After a long and serious operation, Lena ended up in a coma. Try as they
might, the doctors just couldn't bring her out of it. When her husband Ralph
came into the intensive care unit to see her, the doctors gave him the bad news.
"We just can't wake her. It doesn't look good I'm afraid" the doctor
told Ralph in a quiet somber voice.
Ralph looked at Lena and with a soft trembling voice said "But doctor,
she's so young. She's only 45."
"37" came the weak reply from Lena
_____________
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious
service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the
act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (.
turn from your sin...)
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman calmly called the
police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,"Why did
you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and two 38s!"
________________
Jill: There's a nice-looking lady at the window table.
John: She's a hooker.
Jill: How can you be so sure?
John: C'mon! Look at her hair, all that make-up,
that short skirt, the plunging neckline, and those high heels.
Jill: But you like it when I dress like that. Do you
think I look like a hooker?
John: There's no way I can get out of this
conversation alive, is there?
_________________
Fred mistakenly gets on a bus full of war
veterans, but upon discovering it is
going his way, decides to stay on
He sits down next to a guy that jerks his head for the ride.
head to the left every few seconds, over
and over. This really starts to get on Fred's nerves so he asks him,
"What the heck is wrong with you?"
The reply is, "I got this in the war."
Fred finds this pretty annoying so he switches seats.
The next guy he sits by has uncontrollable spastic twitches in his
right leg, causing him to kick the seat in front of him, and even
kicks Fred a few times.
So Fred asks him, "What the heck is wrong with you?"
Again the answer is, "I got this in the war." Fred moves.
The next guy poor Fred sits by begins
erratically flailing his left hand.
Fred says, "Let me guess, you got that in the war."
"no, I got it out of my
nose. I can't get it off of my hand."
BUFFALO'S
movies
alarm
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/011156.htm
cool parrot
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/011157.htm
aussie peak a boo
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/011104.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
Good morning postman fans!
Tom from Oklahoma, a long time postman fan, writes
Martin, I've used all kinds of different scanners and virus protection. I've tried to be careful to no avail.
I always seem to come up with viruses and adware no matter what. What do you suggest that will help me?
I'm a novice at computers and could really use guidance.
Hi Tom.
If you find that solutions such as Mcafeys, and Norton are not really providing the solutions you need,
then give Registry defender a try. The majority of trojans and other similar types of viruses and even
a lot of adware lodge themselves in what
is called your computer's registry. Registry defender will help clean out the unwanted and return your
system to its original state. you can try it out for free if you want. I've used it for years and its well worth it!
Martin
FREE TRIAL OF REGISTRY DEFENDER
Your Free download of Registry Defender is ready.
Registry Defender is a FREE and easy to use program that can scan for and correct problems
in your computer’s registry. Correcting such problems can provide benefits such as:
Faster Computer Speeds
Faster Computer Startup (Boot)
Fewer Computer Crashes and Internet Freezes
Fewer Computer Crashes
Fewer Trojans and Spyware
Download Now!
http://www.tinyurl.
In fact, here is something else I found that I have been using. It won't make you rich,
but I always manage to make a few dollars from it every month.
well worth it for me.
"survey team"
1) Sign up today! It's free and get $3 SIGNUP BONUS! ** SIGNUP TODAY **
2) Receive cash for participating in surveys and also gain access to a whole lot of freebies and sweepstakes.
3) Complete online surveys @ surveyteam.com & receive cash reward upto $80!
4) **surveyteam.
http://www.tinyurl.
Back in the day, if you are an oldster like me, you may remember when pop tasted like real pop.
I am referring to the time when you could buy a 16 oz glass bottle of your favorite, not the lousy tasting
20 oz plastic bottles they have today. Somehow, to me, plastic seems to kill the flavor. and I hate drinking
from a plastic bottle. As far as I am concerned there was nothing better than a ice cold glass bottle of pop on a hot
summer day. (I also can remember when Mountain Dew glass bottles featured that little hill billy running up the hill.
That was before Pepsi got sued by that silly Appalacian association or whatever it was for discrimination
against mountain people, but that's another story)
Anyways, the nice thing about glass bottles, my brother and I always carried a church key and a straw around with us.
You oldsters will remember a church key. And you will also remember the type of chest style cooler that they used to
store glass bottles of pop in. They were in horizontal racks, and honest people put their quarter in, and the slot opened and you slid
your bottle sideways out of the chest, right? Well a church key, used to pop the top on a bottle, was handy because
devious folks like myself would pop the cap with the bottle still in the dispenser, use the straw to suck the pop out of the
glass bottle without removing or paying for it, and enjoy a nice free drink "on the house."
Now I ask you, how could plastic bottles be a better idea? go figger:)
And by the way, the movies are really exceptional in my opinion today.
I had a blast doing them!
Hope you enjoy looking at them as much as I did puttin em together!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman.
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
Printer problems
http://www.thepostm
a baby is born in Japan
http://www.thepostm
Road safety
http://www.thepostm
who says women can't park?
http://www.thepostm
why men own boats-powerpoint
http://www.thepostm
who let the dogs out?
http://www.thepostm
I am my own grand pa
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
if you feel the need
http://www.thepostm
plug the hole
http://www.thepostm
commitment
http://www.thepostm
every day of my life
http://www.thepostm
what the law allows and doesn't...
http://www.thepostm
money spent
http://www.thepostm
your polygraph
http://www.thepostm
this big
http://www.thepostm
WATER BALLOONS FROM THE NORTH POLE
THE JOKES
A Jewish man was in St. Vincent's Hospital
recovering from an operation when a nun walked
into his room. She was there to cheer up the sick
and ailing. The man and nun started talking and
the nun asked about the man's life. The man
talked about his wife and 13 children.
"My, my," said the nun, "13 children . . . You're
a good, proper Catholic family man. G-d is very proud of you!"
"I'm sorry, Sister," the man said, "I am not Catholic. I'm Jewish."
"Jewish!?" she replies and immediately gets up to leave.
"Sister, why are you leaving?"
"I didn't realize I was talking to a sex maniac!"
____________
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to
the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the
first time and I always have to repeat things."
"Well," the doctor replied, "Go home and tonight stand about 15 feet
from her and say something to her. If she doesn't reply move about 5 feet
close and say it again. Keep doing this so that we'll get an idea about the
severity of her deafness".
Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He
starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she is chopping
some vegetables and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He hears no response.
He moves about 5 feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves 5 feet
closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an
inch away, and asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"
____________
After a long and serious operation, Lena ended up in a coma. Try as they
might, the doctors just couldn't bring her out of it. When her husband Ralph
came into the intensive care unit to see her, the doctors gave him the bad news.
"We just can't wake her. It doesn't look good I'm afraid" the doctor
told Ralph in a quiet somber voice.
Ralph looked at Lena and with a soft trembling voice said "But doctor,
she's so young. She's only 45."
"37" came the weak reply from Lena
____________
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious
service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the
act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (.
turn from your sin...)
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman calmly called the
police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,"Why did
you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and two 38s!"
____________
Jill: There's a nice-looking lady at the window table.
John: She's a hooker.
Jill: How can you be so sure?
John: C'mon! Look at her hair, all that make-up,
that short skirt, the plunging neckline, and those high heels.
Jill: But you like it when I dress like that. Do you
think I look like a hooker?
John: There's no way I can get out of this
conversation alive, is there?
____________
Fred mistakenly gets on a bus full of war
veterans, but upon discovering it is
going his way, decides to stay on
He sits down next to a guy that jerks his head for the ride.
head to the left every few seconds, over
and over. This really starts to get on Fred's nerves so he asks him,
"What the heck is wrong with you?"
The reply is, "I got this in the war."
Fred finds this pretty annoying so he switches seats.
The next guy he sits by has uncontrollable spastic twitches in his
right leg, causing him to kick the seat in front of him, and even
kicks Fred a few times.
So Fred asks him, "What the heck is wrong with you?"
Again the answer is, "I got this in the war." Fred moves.
The next guy poor Fred sits by begins
erratically flailing his left hand.
Fred says, "Let me guess, you got that in the war."
"no, I got it out of my
nose. I can't get it off of my hand."
BUFFALO'S
movies
alarm
http://www.buffalos
cool parrot
http://www.buffalos
aussie peak a boo
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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