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LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
panda bears
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isn't it nice when things work?
http://www.thepostm
show them to me
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airport security
http://www.thepostm
flat
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at the construction site
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THE COMICS
axel grease
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price check
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the back door
http://www.thepostm
use only as directed
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dorothy and the oil stains
http://www.thepostm
keep off
http://www.thepostm
is that better than selling lemonade?
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2 bells and alls well
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES
A lady come home and caught her husband in the act of cheating on
her. The rural housewife went back to the back of the house and
returned with the family's .22 caliber rifle.
Aiming the weapon at her husband's balls she said, "I'm gonna turn a
bull into a steer, Jon!"
"No no!" pleaded Jon. "Not like this! C'mon, Judi, give me a sporting chance, darlin'!"
"All right. I will. You can set 'em to swinging . . . "
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Two babies were sat in their prams, when one baby,
Little Johnny, shouted to the other, "Are you a little
girl or a little boy?"
"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.
"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the baby Little Johnny.
"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply.
"Well, I do," said baby Little Johnny chuckling. "I'll climb
into your pram and find out."
He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's
pram, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets.
After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin
on his face. "You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly.
"You're ever so clever," said the baby girl, "but how can you tell?"
"It's quite easy really," replied baby Little Johnny, "you've
got pink booties and I've got blue ones!"
____________
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert
island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a
bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to
the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands
withdrew the message.
"Due to lack of maintenance,
it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
____________
A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument, both of them
unwilling to admit they might be in error.
"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband in a
conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."
He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.
"I'm wrong," she said.
With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're right!"
__________
A blonde lived on a farm near Lloydminster. Her house was right on the border,
so for years she never knew which Province she
actually lived in - Alberta or Saskatchewan.
A Government surveyor finally came to the farm to determine her residency.
"Well, it turns out you live in Alberta," said the surveyor.
"Whew", the blonde sighed.
"Why so relieved?" the surveyor asked.
"No more Saskatchewan winters!"
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Fleas
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Tantrum
http://www.buffalos
Amazing Child
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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