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Good morning postman fans!
We have some really great stuff for u in this issue,
including our own display of fireworks!
In order to sponsor and finance this issue of entertainment,
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How about FREE SAMPLES of dark M and M candies?
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HAPPY 4th of July from
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
In order to celebrate the birthday of our great nation,
Cities around these great states will sponsor awesome displays
of fireworks this evening. We here at the Corner are happy to bring you
our own display of fireworks so please be sure not to miss it!
Check it out at:
THESE FIREWORKS PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU
BY THE POSTMAN AND THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
Granny's handbag
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hotdogs
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what time is it
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the dentist
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the blond and the laptop
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THE COMICS
I'm so bored
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I'm in love
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topless
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chef's surprise
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influencing the jury
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insensitive
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follow the links
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that's dedicated
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why do you say that?
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tru love
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A woman from France is touring in the United States when she
develops a serious case of the crabs. She decides to go to a
pharmacy and get some medicine for her condition. Her English is
not very good and she tells the pharmacist, "I vould like some
medicine that geet reed of bugs in de bush."
The pharmacist misunderstood her and told her to go over to section
with lawn care products and select one of the strong insecticides.
The French woman did as she was instructed and bought one of these products.
In a week she was back in the pharmacy again and talking to the
pharmacist. He asked her if her condition was cleared up. "Why yes,
eet is," she replied. "In fact all of de bugs in de bush are gone.
My hair down there, eets gone too. And Pierre's moustache---
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A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been
driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause
all the people were leaving.
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Q: Why did the condom fly across the room?
A: It got pissed off.
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Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They never get the house.
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A very spiritual, devout and holy priest dies and
is immediately swept up to heaven.
St. Peter greets him at the Pearly Gates, and says,
"Hello, Father, we've been waiting for you for a
long time. Welcome to Heaven! You are very well
known here, and as a special reward, because you
are such a spiritual and holy man, we're going to
grant you anything you wish even before we enter
Heaven. What can I grant you?"
"Well", the priest says, "I've always been a great
admirer of the Virgin Mother. I've always wanted
to ask her a question."
St. Peter nods his head to one side, and lo and
behold who should approach the priest but the Virgin Mary!
The priest is beside himself, and he manages to
say, "Mother, I have always been a great admirer
of yours, and have studied everything I could
about you and followed your life as best I could.
I have studied every painting and portrait ever
made of you, and I've noticed that you are always
portrayed with a slightly sad look on your face.
I have always, always wondered what it was that
made you sad. Would you please tell me?"
"Well", says Mother Mary, "to tell the truth, I was really hoping for a girl."
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BUFFALO'S
Movies
choco
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bus duck
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dog
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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