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An elementary school class started a class project to make planters to take home to their parents.
They wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants.
The students were given green-ware pottery planters in the shape of clowns which they painted with glaze.
The clown planters were professionally fired at a
class outing so they could see the process.
It was great fun!
They planted cactus seeds in the finished planters
and they grew nicely, but unfortunately, the children were not allowed to take them home.
The cactus plants were removed and small ivy
replaced them and the children were then allowed
to take them home instead.
The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea
at the time!
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A woman goes to see her Podiatrist. She says, "Doc, I just got back
from a few weeks in the Bahamas and the weather was so great I spent
most of the days just lying on the sand. But the strangest thing
happened. Whenever a good looking guy came by, I would get this
strange tingling sensation between my toes." The podiatrist thought
this was kind of unusual and examined her. He asked her if she had
this sensation between all of her toes. She replied, "Actually no,
just between my 2 big toes!"
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An Irishman, a Scotsman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar.
The view was fantastic, the beer excellent and the food exceptional.
"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. In
Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there
goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks,
he will buy the 5th drink for you."
"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman
there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, dat's nuttin," said the Paddy. "Back home in Dublin there's
O'Driscoll's Bar. The moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you
a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had
enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid, all on the house."
"What," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me meself, personally, no," said the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister."
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12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN
2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING
3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE
4. PUFFY MID-SECTION
5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK
6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS
7. PARDON MY SOBBING
8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE
9. PASS MY SWEATS
10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME
11. PACK MY STUFF
&&& MY FAVORITE ONE
12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT
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Grandpa had just told them the news - he was getting engaged to a twenty five year old nymphomaniac.
The family was very concerned.
His eldest daughter spoke confidentially to him.
"Dad, we're most concerned that sex with a girl like that could prove fatal."
"So what?" said Grandpa. "If she dies, she dies."
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A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife.
Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth,
and he wanted to get something special. At the store he
spotted some cute little music boxes. One blue one was playing "Happy Birthday."
Thinking they were all the same, he chose a red one and had it gift-wrapped.
Later, at dinner, he gave it to his wife and asked her to open it.
When she lifted the lid, out came the tune to
"The Old Gray Mare, She Ain't What She Used to Be!"
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