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If there is one thing that I have learned in life...
it is that even an asshole cannot hide behind a cheap pair of sunglasses!
Did you hear that AOL is in the news once again? Thousands are currently
leaving the obsolete bulletin board service in favor of high speed internet connections.
And critics are blasting the company for failing to make it easier for members to leave.
Duhhhhhh. like what do they want AOL to do...put it on their main screen in big
flashing letters..."DO YOU WANT TO UNSUBSCRIBE? CLICK HERE" ???
And like I am just so sure AOL wants to make it easy for them too. right?
Anyways, inspite of the fact that these folks only need to go to keyword billing,
or keyword cancel....or barring that, can pick up the phone, dial an 800#...etc.
Difficult to unsubscribe?
I think I am going to start a new support group.
It will be for aspiring aolers who want to leave aol
and sign up for a real internet service but cannot figure out how...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
the cat and the parrot
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funny kids
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the Simpsons
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ain't kids great?
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THE COMICS
20 years
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cause for celebration
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that is some shit!
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innovative
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co - ed
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shopping
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golf at the nudist colony
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the obsene phone call
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you will be happy to know
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football
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a fair trade
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THE JOKES
John was visiting a friend in the hospital. He had recently
quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on
the elevator. A woman on the elevator said to him with a snarl,
"Sir! There's no smoking in here!"
'I'm not smoking lady." replied John.
"But you have a cigar in your mouth!" the woman said.
"Lady," John answered, "I've got on Jockey shorts, too, but
I'm not riding a horse!"
____________
Sister Mary Catherine and Sister Mary Elizabeth are walking
through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits
are ripped from them and the men begin to sexually assault them.
Sister Mary Catherine casts her eyes heavenward and cries,
"Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!"
Mary Elizabeth turns and says, "Mine does..."
____________
The suave Central American diplomat was talking to the
prim and proper Washington hostess.
"In my country," he said, "the most popular of all
activities is making love."
Shocked, the wide eyed hostess said, "Oh! Isn't that revolting?"
"No," the diplomat replied, "that's our second favorite activity."
____________
An old woman was walking down a dimly lit street when a
mugger jumped out from behind some bushes "Give me all your money!" he demanded.
"I d-d-don't have any" she stuttered
He said "I don't believe you." and proceeded to search her
thoroughly. Every possible place of concealment was searched.
"I guess you are telling the truth," he said angrily once
he'd finished, "you don't have any money on you."
"For heavens sake," she wailed "don't stop now, I'll write you a check!"
____________
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,
"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."
The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What
is the big deal about a two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a
headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'"
BUFFALO'S MOVIES
Artificial Insemination
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Hi-Speed
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Renault Ad
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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