Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.
E. Joseph Cossman
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
my gold digger wife
in the jungle
crack
that's the point
do you swear
you thought he was not friendly
a little grateful song
photo bombing
do I have a cavity
hows the diet
mother
I'm glad
he was a knight
audtions
he is moody
What's the difference between your dick and a bonus check?
Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it,
you realize it's half empty.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong …
If a dove is the bird of peace, then is a swallow the bird of love?
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it.
Why are Penises the lightest things in the world? Even thoughts can raise them.
What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
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JOKES
a used car dealer
a state trooper pulls a car over
a traveling car salesman
Frank was madly in love with Susan
pizza delivery
Victor get out of bed
Bubba was driving a brand new pickup
shopping for vibrators
the young married couple has difficulties
but you are a duck
a soldier meets a spectacular blonde
what's that drinking you're mixing
four priests board a train
the handsome construction worker
Glen and his wife were in the garden
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion
for baked beans.She loved them but, unfortunately they had always had
a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.Then one day she
met a guy and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry
she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never
go for this carrying on." So she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since
she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would
be late because she had to walk home.On her way she passed a small diner
and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she
still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects
by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before
she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home she putt-putted. And upon arriving home she felt
reasonably sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see
her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She
seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from
his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the
blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the phone.
The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure
was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room
she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It
was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk
in front of pulpwood mill..She took her napkin and fanned the air around her
vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more,
which reminded her of cooked cabbage. Keeping her ears tuned to the
conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes.
When the phone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air
a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands
upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence.
When her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if
she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed
the blindfold, and she was surprised!!
There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"!!!
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Kenny Chesney - No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems (Official Music Video)
10 Funny Language Learning Commercials
Funny Jokes - She Finds It Hard To Win When He Never Plays By The Rules.
The Moron Brothers - Hog Named Colby
Sandwich Making | Funny Clip | Mr. Bean Official
Cats Acting Like Humans! Funny Cat Compilation
Just For Laughs Police The Best Part
Raccoons Are Awesome: Compilation
AFV Part 323 - Season 24
Deer Crashes Through Hair Salon
Don't Mess With Nature Compilation
Monty Python - Constitutional Peasants Scene
Destiny - Animation Short
You're Doing it Wrong! - Super Funny Fail Compilation
Live PD: Best of Slidell, Louisiana Police Department
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
I was so drunk last night
the good old days
if a asshole could fly
wife just said
Alexa
searching for my phone
don't be sad
my ex was rated
start a new movement
a lovely scent
pretending
that friend
don't eat anything
sibling relationships
the woman on the bike
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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