Just remember - you are never really completely useless,
you can always serve as a bad example.
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
SEND YOUR JOKES!
SEND YOUR CARTOONS!
Don't need the warm fuzzies or the political junk
But yeah, send your jokes and toons!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
Darth Vader
tan lines
a big decision
in the hospital
this is crazy
your twins are adorable!
why did you choose our company
I had a blast at the store
the whole plane to yourself
her blind date
how did you meet your husband
tell me the truth
my new android phone
the normal amount
before your opinion
A little girl got a present from her Aunt
Elizabeth was surprised to receive $10 from her Aunt for her birthday.
The Aunt asked how she was going to spend it.
"I'm taking it to Sunday School and giving it to God," the little girl
replied. "He'll be just as surprised as I was at not getting a dollar
like usual."
Q. What's the down side to a threesome ?
A. You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.
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JOKES
where have you been what have you been doing
not good to put a light bulb in your mouth
3 funnies
two nuns arrive in America
how often should I plan to have sex
a little girl got a present from her aunt
one day a cat died
Sharon the blond is crying
a very tired dog
I hate welfare
dad what are you doing
hurricane headed for a small town
hospital charts
the new hooker
hits it every time
strolling through the park
ask a man to do something
Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? They woke him up.
How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long...
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What has three letters and starts with gas. A Car.
How do you get an astronaut's baby to sleep? You rocket!
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
An Award Winning Short Comedy Movie - Fool's Day (2013)
A Shot in the Dark - Western Short Film (2019)
When A Girl Has To Pee, Everything Comes To A Halt! - Iliza Shlesinger
Sebastian Maniscalco - Not A Vegas Guy
Best of Reality Defying Pranks Vol. 2 | Just For Laughs Compilation
Colorado By Drone - Telluride, Aspen, Silverton, & More
Porch Pirate vs. Glitter Bomb Trap
Top 20 Cute And Funny Baby Elephant Videos Compilation
ANIMALS that will MAKE YOU LAUGH EXTREMELY HARD
try Not To Laugh Watching Funny Kids Fails Compilation 2019
Kids Say The Darndest Things
Sea lions and Pelicans shopping at a fish market
3rd Rock From the Sun funny scenes
Kakslauttanen Arctic Resort in wintertime
Santa Claus Village in Rovaniemi, Lapland Finland before Christmas
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
4 servings per day
easily offended
growing up in the 80s
buys one hundred dollars worth
once you hit 40
do anything for a woman
aren't you pretty
look down from heaven
the ups guy
standing in your way
the best patients to operate on
trying to get off the phone
avacado and bacon
what did that say
I went for a run
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