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THE POSTMAN
BREAKING NEWS:
So did you hear? Nancy Pelosi delivered the articles
of impeachment for Donald Trump to the Congressional
Senate this afternoon!!

ENJOY THE JOKES
 
 
 
A guy lies on bed, reads a book.
His girlfriend comes from behind and starts clapping on his ass. Guy:​
- What are you doing?​
- Playing percussion. -​
- Would you like to play the flute?​
Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...​
To make it stand u wet it. To make it wet, u suck it. To make it stuff, u lick it.​
To get it in, u push it!​
Damn! Treading a needle at any age is no joke!​


I feel sorry for the hypnostist I saw last night. He hypnotized 7 guys, 
then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled 'FUCK ME'
What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life.​


Guy 1 What's wrong bro?​
Guy 2: My GF jacked me off under the dinner table in front of her family.​
Guy 1 Dude that's awesome​
Guy 2: Ya but table was glass​
When 3 people have sex, it's called a threesome.​
When 2 people have sex, it's called a twosome.​
Now i understand why they call you handsome​



Conversation in the immigration office at airport in the US:​
- Your name, Sir.​
- Bakshish Abdul​
- Sex​
- Three times a day...​
- I mean male or female?​
- Doesn't matter...​
finally free
 
up early in the morning
 
more attractive
 
crazy
 
in the year 1900
 
friend with benefits
 
automated
 
in the back seat
 
female archeologists
 
during my trial
 
when you are single
 
would you like to donate
 
happiness
 
I may not
 
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