if you cannot do great things, do small things in
a great way
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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MEMES N TOONS
go away
you're beautiful
slow down
child's play
a little song...
something I learned
some people are like tractors
the medical term
political correctness
show me where it hurts
divorced
a cavity search
rear ended
google maps
dating my ex?
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JOKES
tampons
silent treatment
Janet Jackson
did you hear about the blonde who
3 horny misquitos
are you a real cowboy
fly a kite
the Christmas party
30th class reunion
fell asleep on the beach
TOP TEN SIGNS OF JOB BURNOUT
10. You're so tired, you now answer the phone with "Go Away"
9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream,
"Stop asking me all these stupid questions!"
8. Your garbage can IS your "Inbox"!
7. You wake up to discover your house is on fire, but go back
to sleep because you just don't care.
6. You consider a 40 hour week a vacation.
5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
4. You don't set your alarm anymore because you know your pager
will go off before your alarm does.
3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
2. Your DayTimer/Work Planner exploded a week ago.
And the NUMBER ONE sign that you are burned out because of work.....
1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
So how did the wedding go?" I asked my workmate Akeem, on his return to the factory today.
"Not too good, actually." He replied, solemnly "My new bride died at the reception."
"What happened?" I asked. "Did she blow herself up over the gifts or something?"
How dare you say something like that about her, about me, and frankly, about Muslim culture?"
"We're not all barbarians who would do such an awful thing like that -
We're a tolerant and peaceful religion
and deserve some respect."
"Look, Akeem, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been so prejudiced, forgive me," I groveled.
"So how did she pass away?"
"We stoned her to death for drinking alcohol."
When is your door not actually a door?
When it's actually ajar.
I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie.
Man, they really grilled me.
A communist joke isn't funny…
… unless everyone gets it.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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NEW YORK then and now
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
almost
what if I told you
alligator season
overconfidence
masturbation
work place injury
magic
meet girl in park
grab your umbrella
drunk me
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