WELCOME TO:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So I have been struggling a little bit the last few days.
When a guy like me comes down with bronchitis, that can
be a deadly thing, if you have COPD like me. It has been
a couple years, but the last time I had this it put me in the
hospital, and that is no fun. I have been downing cough syrup
and Mucinex and all the other cold type stuff I have been
able to find in the medicine cabinet. And the war department
has been dosing with me with a myriad of vitamin c, vitamin d,
xyz, and who knows what else. And while sympathetic, Turk
the dog aka Carlos the rat has offered a number of doggy kisses
but they do not seem to help very much. My son told me last
night, "pop, you look like death warmed over." "Gee thanks, son."
"Look at it this way tho dad, when death arrives, it will feel like
such a relief, right?"
My kid is just such an encouragement, ya know?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
a family joke
my heart is big
she's a lesbian
wake up in the morning
the smallest cow
man protects his woman
feeling my age
what it is
protection gear
a nasty fart
don't go in there
a pirate ship
after nine pm
your ad here
you're looking a lot better today
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JOKES
Morris and his wife were vacationing when there
Bill was the one who
what the heck is a butterface
if his wife and mistress were faithful to him
little Nancy was in the garden
just can't stop having sex
how a man unlocks his door
watched an ant
on their wedding night
once upon a time
A teacher in Lafayette, Tennessee asked her 6th grade class how many
of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by
the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little
Johnny.The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different...again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a
Republican, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked,
"If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that
make you?"With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
*"That would make me an Obama fan "
Man: "Men think about sex differently than women."
Woman: "Oh! How do men think about sex."
Man: " "Constantly."
Woman: " "Constantly?"
Man: "See, you don't have any idea what you're up against."
Woman: "But you're telling me men think about sex constantly?"
Man: "Well, not constantly ... how can I explain ... sex is the
default setting on the male computer.
The drug maker responsible for bringing us Viagra, recently reported
that sales were way down. They think that all those old guys that
were the major users of the product have finally figured out that
sex with someone's grandmother
isn't worth $20.
A Young Aussie sailor was enjoying his first night in Rome
drinking cappuccino at a pavement cafe when a pretty
girl sat beside him.
"Hello," he said. "Do you understand English?"
"Only a little," she answered.
"How much?" he asked.
"Fifty dollars," she replied.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Nikki Glaser: "I Miss Comfortable Sex"
Shocking Lightning Accidents
3rd Rock From The Sun | Ep 1 | Leon You're Wrong
Discovery Channel - Large Asteroid Impact Simulation
Fat Man Breaks Park Bench!
Otter Plays With Baby Deer.
Heavy Machinery & Industrial FAILS
TRUCKS VS TREE STUMPS - Who Will Win?
London to Paris by Eurostar
Detroit Woman Steals Police Car, High Speed Chase Ensues
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
all yours
making house calls
heart beat
fireman comes home from work one day
the lie detector
rest in peace
Mildred the church gossip
its ok
going out to the club
Cheryl's she shed
almost done
should have named her 12
tell me not to
the gay flight attendant
old people
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