Your hand can seize today, but not tomorrow; and thoughts
of your tomorrow are nothing but desire
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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MEMES N TOONS
can I cum
dudes are unemployed
you know your a redneck whwen
my husbands lunch
leaving area 51
a place in hell
when u an uber driver
Bigfoot
you jealous
you done
slept w so many clowns
used to
a sandwich
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JOKES
two indians and a hillbillie
2 it guys
your belt and your visa card have hit their limit
when pot is used regularly
tall woman meets a midget at a party
it was a good idea
in a bar in Waco
Johnnu had a cussing problem
a princess and a frog
3 guys walking down a beach
The Top 5 Worst Coffee-Table Books
5> Maggots: What's Eating Your Ancestors?
4> The Great Big Fake Book in Which to Hide Your Stash From
Really Stupid DEA Agents
3> Ten Thousand Things Mary-Kate Won't Eat
2> If You've Picked Up This Book, You've Already Been Waiting
an Hour and Your Date Will Be at Least Another 45 Minutes
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Worst Coffee-Table Book...
1> Bitches I've Held Captive Under This Very Table
A nun goes to a doctor because she thinks she had crabs.
She says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think I have crabs, but I
don't understand how I got them because I've never had sex
before!"So the doctor says, "Well, lets take a look."
So the nun pulls down her pants, pulls down her underwear, and
fruit flys come flying out of her vagina.
The doctor says, "Sister, you don't have crabs. Those are
fruit flys,...your cherry's rotten!"
There was a little boy who walked onto a public bus . The little
boy started raving on and on about the facts of life to the bus
driver .He said "if my daddy were a bull and my mommy were a cow I'd be
a little bull . If my daddy was a monkey and my mommy was a
monkey I'd be a little monkey .If my daddy were a fish and my
mommy were a ..." when all of the sudden the bus driver got so
angered that he pulled the bus off the road and said to the boy
" what if your mommy was a prostitute and your daddy was
gay".The boy thinks for a moment and then states in a cute
little voice "I'd be a bus driver".
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Top 5 Deadliest Substances on Earth
Driving While On Fire
Alden K. Sibley and the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers
Litter Patrol (Texas Country Reporter)
Why Snails Kill 200 000 People Every Year
Judge Judy
6 'Fear Factor' Moments That'll Make Your Skin Crawl
Mrs browns boys
Looney Tunes | Taz's Top 10 Tantrums
That'll Be The Day - The Buddy Holly Story
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
vaginas
by age forty
lost a good friend
men are born
sat quietly
size does matter
send me a rent check
what Little Johnny wants to be
men are a lot like infants
on your job application
what's good for an earache
licking icecream
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