"In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together,
and the music that brings harmony." –Friedrich Nietzsche
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, it is Labor day weekend! Get the grill out, bbq a few hamburgs..
and steaks for one last time.(Gotta put the boat away on Monday. Sigh)
Fall is a coming and it is the Summer's
last hurrah. Kindof sad ain't it? we know its coming. There is that brisk
chill in the air, signalling that soon summer days will end. Funny thing,
back in the day, school starting was always signified
by the passing of this weekend and you know what?
around here they went back to school last week! Who
wudda thunk it? Back in the day, we never went back to school before
Labor day. Sighs. Does this mean I am getting old?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
congratulations
what the hell
I'm ready
I'm sorry
guess who
insurance does not cover you
happens every year
learned a lot
RIP
being an adult
hi guys
a woman's heart
almost everyone wants a dog
not talking about cheating
an imaginary girlfriend
An employee is absent.
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee was absent without giving any prior notice.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number
and was greeted by a child's whispered, "Hello."
"Is your Daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the little voice.
"May I talk with him? "The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message,
the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "A policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Mommy and Daddy and the neighbors," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone,
the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"
A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks,
"What are the grounds for your divorce?"
"About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like? I have an aunt and uncle and 12
cousins living here in town, as well as my husband's parents."
The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don't have a car."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music
- all that hip hop and rap tap - but we can't seem to do anything about it."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."
The judge asked, "Is your husband a nagger?"
"Oh, hell no, he's as white as you and me!"
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why in hell do you want a divorce?
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does.
The damn fool says he can't communicate with me."
A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math.
So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school. While there the boy
came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy
got straight A's. So his parents asked him, "What motivated you to do so well in school?" He replied,
"When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren't fooling around!"
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JOKES
a Chicago motel room
a bedraggled man sitting on the curb
what's for dinner
a near death experience
the psychic hotline
Andy was sentenced to prison
here's the deal
an Arkansas hillbilly
2 chefs in Boston
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Dirty Harry - Best Quotes, Lines (Clint Eastwood)
Monty Python - I'd like to buy a hearing aid
Live PD: Do You Even Lift, Bro? (Season 3) | A&E
Great Smoky Mountains Travel Guide
Eagle vs. Toxic Snake
cheaters tv show John Parks
Bob Hope & George Burns, 1990
WHAT AGE DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY?
Whale Lifts kayakers Out Of Water
Justified? Concealed Carrier Shoots Attackers in Walmart
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
I found out
the older you get
directions
the wedding invitation
in my yard
the to do list
how many cookies
nothing stopping me
the total package
man in hospital bed
if I am on life support
do u ever look back
there should be an app
pulled over by a cop
what is a pot head
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