Think positive.
If you fall in the creek, check your pockets for fish.
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
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MEMES AND TOONS
eats boogers
oh great
no force stronger
a picture
an angel
how I feel
the face you make
not right in the head
Big foot
the neighbor
my car
part squirrel
the lion sleeps tonite
what do you recommend
social media
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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband,
"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day.
What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it-- only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
it was the morning after the consummation of the marriage of two senior citizens.
The new bride awoke purring.
?Hearing her husband running water in the bathroom, she said,
"Did you just brush your teeth?"
?The husband answered, "Yes, dear. And while I was at it, I brushed yours too."
There was a young woman named Maud
Who found herself now and then floored
--Or bedded, or chaired,
Or top of the staired --
Oh, well, it's the life of a broad.
"I'm in love with my sheep," the nervous young man told his psychiatrist.
"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled.
"Many people are fond of animals.
As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog we are very attached to."
"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient,
"I feel physically attracted to my sheep."
"Hmmm," observed the doctor. "Is it male or female?"
"Female, of course!" the man replied curtly.
"What do you think I am, GAY?"
JOKES
the joy of owning a dick
lesbian neighbors
3 visitors to London
the old man and a hooker
Sal went for his weekly round of golf at the club
went to fight in the crusades
every problem
finished with Debbie
he met a beautiful lady and wanted to marry her
he won't get away with it
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
People Dragged out to sea By Massive Waves
Experience the Disaster that Wiped Out Dinosaurs
Best Gym Pranks - Best of Just for Laughs Gags
The Steepest Running Race in Europe - Red Bull 400
Telekinetic Coffee Shop Surprise
What If You Were Alive 200 Million Years Ago
High Noon - Final Showdown
Human Population Through Time
These Men Risked Their Lives to Build 1920s New York Skyscrapers
Unbelievable Places that are Hard to Believe Really Exist
Switzerland Mountain Coaster
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
not ugly
look at your kids
at work
Satan and heavy metal
stuck
hidden
fart loud in public
masturbating
a hobby
angry
looking for a suspect
is it true
swear words
have a nice day
today is the day
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