The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
Pretty amazing. Lately, I have discovered that I
did not wake up during the night! Wow. If you is a
olde pharte like me, an uninterrupted sleep as you get
older can get to be a rarity. I
have finally gotten so I try to limit the coffee intake to
just one cup of coffee per day in the morning. Back in
the day. I could guzzle down about 4 potfuls of coffee in
the course of a day. Funny how times change eh? My
blood pressure is improved too...by about 10 points with my
reduction in the caffeine as well. I have tried the decaf
thing. Never did get the hang of that. But hey, we get
old we all gotta make the changes for our lives, eh?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES AND TOONS
working out at the gym
how you look
her safe word
does not look like the picture
nasty things
kiss her often
some advice
when you're single
the ultimate compliment
girls wear thongs
everyday struggle
need a girlfriend
expensive meal
fitness
any gurl like...
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JOKES
did you hear it
a performance
the Piedmont Hotel
a stuffed lion
seven hearts
see the Olympics for free
a young swimmer named Chade
it was the first night
bday party at the nursting home
never met the right woman
10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School
1. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for
virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.
2. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc..., school just sucks.
3. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette.
After school you feel like smoking something a whole lot stronger.
4. You get disciplined during sex only if you want to.
5. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.
6. Sex relieves stress, school is the cause of stress.
7. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.
8. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.
9. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still
cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.
10. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex.
At school your teachers screw you regardless
There was a young student called Jones,
Who'd reduce any maiden to moans,
By his wonderful knowledge,
Acquired in college,
Of nineteen erogenous zones.
It was the usual scene in the City's Night Court, the Police had
rounded up the usual collection of street walkers
and brought them before the Judge; three stood before him, all arrested on the same corner.
He asked the first lady what she had to say for herself.
The woman was irate, "I don't know what all this is about your Honor.
I'm a college student doing research for a term paper."
The Judge sighed and said, "Well, Miss, I would have thought you'd done
enough research' by now. My computer sez you have two prior convictions.
Thirty days and $250 fine." He then turned to the second lady and
requested her to testify. The woman began crying softly and said,
"Judge, I am just a housewife out getting a pack of cigarettes for my husband.
I have no idea why I was arrested."
This time, the Judge shook his head and said, "Well, young lady,
the officer tells me that he saw you had a stack of bills along with the
cigarettes to your 'husband' in his new Cadillac. Thirty days and $250 fine."
He turned to the last of the trio and asked her occupation.
The woman said simply, "I'm a hooker."
Refreshed at her honesty, the Judge laughed and said, "How's business?"
She sneered and replied, Terrible Judge, with all these students
and housewives around, I can't turn a single trick."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Clip of the Year 2014
12 Animals You Won't Believe Actually Exist!
Happy Tree Friends - Concrete
The Most Powerful Tornado Recorded on Earth
THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS | CANADA - A TRAVEL TOUR
Sinkhole in Louisiana Swallows Trees - Caught on Tape 2013
Candid Camera Episode 1 - Hilarious Army Recruit Gag!
Close Calls 2 Compilation
Two Huge Waves Slam Deadliest Catch Crab Boat
Morgan Freeman's Top 10 Rules For Success
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
tonight I'm drinking
handcuff stories
given up all hope
minds are like parachute
assholes
you were not listening
what do women want
fifteen minutes
don't be sad
a special someone
e for everyone
sleeping in
divorce papers
pretend
that one friend
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