the best way to keep one's word is to
not give it.
Napoleon Bonaparte
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!!!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So lotta people have asked me after yesterday's issue
Who is Guy Penrod. If you are into the old time gospel music
like the war department, you already know him. He is best known for
his time spent touring with Bill Gaither. And if you are into hearing
the old time church hymns, you will not find anybody better. for sure.
Got you a link to check out...
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES AND TOONS
knock knock
athletic
what kind
on drugs
nothing to say
not plugged in
no exceptions
happy mothers day
doesn't work
priceless
transgender
8 inches
you hate your job
netflix
computer memory
A guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local
bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a tin cup.
As the man threw a few bucks into her cup the nun launched into a
long tirade about the evils of alcohol. She went on and on about how
alcohol was tearing apart the fabric of society and how it was the root
of all the city's problems. Slightly pissed off at having to listen to this the
guy said, "Listen sister, I work hard for my money and sometimes at the
end of a long day I like a drink or two. That doesn't make me a bad person.
I have a wife I idolize and two wonderful kids at home.
I provide for my family, I volunteer my time to several local service clubs and
I contribute regularly to various charities.
Yet you stand here and condemn me just because I drink the occasional glass of scotch!"
The nun was slightly taken aback and replied, "I see your point my son and I
apologize if I offended you but the alcohol is such a powerful demon that
all who consume it are doomed..." "Look there you go again," said the man,
"How can you make such a sweeping statement. Have you ever even TRIED alcohol?"
"Of course not!" gasped the nun, "The evil alcohol has never touched my lips."
"Do you really think that one glass of booze can change you from a devout nun to
some kind of evil degenerate?" "Well, I really don't know ...." "I'll tell you what,
come into the bar with me and I'll buy you a drink. One drink. I'll prove to you that
"evil" is not inside the glass, it's inside the person." "Oh I could never be seen
going into such a den of inequity, it's out of the question. However, your comment
about evil residing in the person rather than the glass is quite intriguing.
I must admit you've aroused a curiosity in me." "Well let's go inside and settle this"
"No my son, I could never enter such a place... but how about this. Take my tin cup
with you and fill it with this "scotch" you mentioned. Bring it out to me and I'll try it."
"You're on!" said the guy. The nun removed all the change and handed him the
tin cup. He went into the bar and said to the bartender, "Two scotch on the rocks,
and could you put one of them in this tin cup please"
The bartender sighed and said,
"Is that **@@@** nun out there again?"
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JOKES
a lawyer and an oinion
the most terrible thing has happened
press bell for night watch man
the doctor and the blond
Michael and Sandra
the old man was sitting on the bench sobbing
elderly lady gets a pet
I'll pay you
90 yr old man goes to a brothel
in the year 25
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Candid Camera Classic: Roman Statue
TerryToons - The Happy Valley
The Wonderful Humour of W.C. Fields
The worst pitstops in F1 history (1970-2017)
Carol Burnett Surprises Tim Conway 1978
3D Animated Short: "Lost"
Swarming Army Ants in Africa
Monty Python & The Holy Grail: "...It's just a flesh wound.
Fast ating bus driver saves kids life
TRY NOT TO LAUGH
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
keep all your cookies
attack??
women
a beautiful family
the last 20 minutes
now what
the zombie apocolypse
old school
this just in
secrets
age levels
confuse the word
lost her tooth
chick magnet
a fine and a tax
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