I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
so, seasons changing. Yesterday it was like heavenly here in
West Michigan yesterday. (Temps in the 70's. )Tomorrow,
the weatherman is sayin "snow" !!!! So the time of year, ppl
turn their thoughts to the yard and cleaning it up and getting
things spruced up, right? You may want to check out Home
depot, they have a lotta new stuff this year to make life better...
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
Elizabeth Warren
saving money
they lost
Jerry
lost dog
photoshop
losing
endangered
he missed
so that's why
riding a horse
a small surgery
compliment
smoke a joint
atuck in traffic
lost
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JOKES
a broken arm
a new car
the golfer and the 3 nuns
The boss called one of his employees into the office.
putting his boots on
The Americans and the Japanese were in a boat race
his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the
house and went straight to the mail box
sick of blonde jokes
did you check for a pulse
what did you do wrong
A bloke is sat at a bar when he sees this gorgeous
woman waiting for her date. He
decides to go over and chat her up.
'I think you're wasting your time, I'm only interested in women' said the woman.
'Oh come on, I bet I can change your mind' said the bloke.
After ten minutes of the bloke pestering her, she had had enough.
'OK' said the woman 'I'll sleep with you if you can do anything
for me that my vibrator can't!'
'OK, barman get this lady a drink' he said.
'let's see your vibrator do that?'
When a horse playing golfer named Trey
Goosed a girl in the rough one fine day
He found her, though willing,
Just barely fulfilling....
"I would rate her," said Trey, "a par lay."
An old couple sit rocking on the porch....
Maw turns her head and
says, "Fuck you. Paw"
Startled, Paw replies, "well, fuck you too, Maw
They sit thinking the conversation over,
and finally maw says, :"Well paw,
this oral sex thang ain't near what it's cracked up to be.
A big heavy set housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the
kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here
quick, Mike! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!"
He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat.
You're kneeling on one of your tits."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
5 CASES WHERE WILD ANIMALS SAVED HUMANS
MAN HALTS CHARGING ELEPHANT
Stupid, Crazy & Angry People vs Bikers
20 Seriously Funny Restaurant Signs
44 Vintage Photos of Car Crashes in California during the 1950s
Try Not To Laugh Watching Funny Kids Fails
Top 10 Historical Events We'll (Most Likely) Never See Again
Large super tanker ship in huge storm in Atlantic Ocean
Air Combat - 1989 Gulf of Sidra Incident
Grandma Heckles Bodybuilders Part 2 | Ross Smith
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
growing up
the best form of excersize
alcohol
buy a bigger bottle
a complete idiot
stress
she don't like me
problem
a long story
the police
don't try this at home
problem with drugs
my father warned me
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AND FINALLY
and also
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