Money doesn't bring you happiness,
but it enables you to look for it in more places.
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
for the last time
the pink panther goes fishing
a new firewall
five fingers
misleading
getting organized
take the bus
like it dirty
I drink
stick to the story
when you die
dumb humans
pimp my ride
free beer
a pregnancy test
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JOKES
the penguins
So the pope is SUPER early
Einstein
A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman
a frog goes into a bank
a mexican restaurant
Two men are hunting in the woods
Sven and Ole are out hunting
A woman takes her 4 year old son in for his yearly? well child visit to the doctor.
The doctor asks the? little boy, "Do you know your name?"
He tells her, "Yes my name is Timmy."
"And Timmy, do you know your mom's name?"
"Yes her name is Mommy," said Timmy.
"And what is Mommy's real name?"
And little Timmy says, "it's Tammy."
"That is great," the doctor told Timmy. Then the doctor
asked, "And what is your daddy's name?"
Timmy said, "it is daddy."
Finally the doctor asked, "And what does mommy call him?"
Timmy looked up innocently and replied, "asshole."
I became fully aware last night that I've been spending entirely
too much time with my computer.
The first clue was when I
noticed that my right hand is now permanently cramped into the famous
"Microsoft Mouse" position.
The second hint was a little more tragic.
As I lay in bed last night looking at my wife, thinking how nice it would be
to have sex with her, I rested my hand
upon her breast and gently cupped it (having no choice, since my right
hand is now permanently cramped).
I heard a soft moan, but moments later she relegated me back to my side of the bed.
Alas, I had double-clicked her nipple.
Lyle was hunting geese up in the Northern Minnesota woods.
He leaned the old 16 gauge
against the corner of the blind to take a leak.
As luck would have it, his foolish dog Ginger knocked the gun over,
it went off and Lyle
took most of an ounce of #4 shot in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to, and
there was his doctor, Sven.
"Vell Lyle, I got some good noos and
some bad noos. Da good noos is dat you're going to be OK.
Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal
damage, and I vas able to
remove all of da buckshot.
"What's the bad news?" asked Lyle.
"Vell, the bad noos is dat dere vas some pretty extensive
buckshot damage done to your pecker.
I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena.
"Hmm, I guess the news could be worse," said Lyle.
"Your sister's a plastic surgeon?"
"Err, not exactly," Sven said. "She's a flute player in da
Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra,
and since all you got is Obamacare, so she's going to teach
you where to put your fingers so you
don't piss in your eye."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
BULLET PROOF MCDONALD'S / TACO BELL IN DETROIT HOOD
Carlos Boozer tells the story of the year Prince rented his L.A. mansion
Shocking Robots That Look Human - Is This Your Future Partner?
Armed carjackers shoot at police, get run over in Australia
SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
Matt Foley: Van Down By The River - SNL
Jason Aldean - You Make It Easy
Scared Sober
The Price is Right Stupid Perfect Bid
Land of Giants
Candid Camera Classic: Gorgeous Teacher
The Tragic Real-Life Story Of Colonel Sanders
Jadui Pankh Collection - Thief (A silent comedy film)
Ellen Degeneres || Funniest moments
Ride-along with Ohio State Highway Patrol involves high speed pursuit
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
from Mars
a check up
then and now
a job interview
life's biggest struggle
favorite sex position
be kind
what's the difference
look directly
my ex
freedom
an asshole
in the sink
bumper sticker
savage
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