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Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.



welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
Remember when Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000
to pose nude in an upcoming issue?
Then Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic?
And when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of two small
breasts and two large thighs?
Now KFC has a new offer, the "Nancy Pelosi Special," It consists of nothing
but left wings and chicken shit.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

saw a fat girl
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon03/tf0226.html

at 3 am
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon03/tf0227.html

shut up Carl
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon03/tf0228.html

aliens
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon03/tf0229.html








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JOKES

having a bad day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk02/cc0142.html

umbrellas

a new born baby

she walked him to school

celebrating their 20th anniversary
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk02/cc0146.html

a survey was conducted by the U.N.

oh no

A Blonde enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall."
She says: " I'll take the red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."

Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

 Married sex is like ordering a Civil War chess set from the Franklin Mint.
Every four to six weeks you get a piece.
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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said,
"There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex,"
and charged them $50.This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems,
pay the doctor, then leave.Finally, the doctor asked,
"Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90.
The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...
and I get $43 back from Medicare.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Top 10 Buster Keaton Stunts

FATTEST GUY DESTROY SUPER FiGHTER!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov02/ma0215.html

End of the World Prank on Grandpa
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov02/ma0216.html

"Sugar, Sugar" by The Archies [Official Music Video] | THE ARCHIE SHOW

winnie the pooh
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov02/ma0218.html

10 BEST DIE LAUGHING MAYHEM COMMERCIALS!

One Among Us: Driving the same car for 53 years
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov02/ma0220.html

Coin Operated - Animated Short Film
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov02/ma0221.html

Oldest Operating McDonalds Restaurant In The World

Punk Tries Mugging Senior. Doesn't Know He's a
5-Time World Kickboxing Champion
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov02/ma0223.html

If Coffee Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads

17 year olds dial a rotary phone
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov02/ma0225.html

217 People Skydiving At Once

Police raid Chinese restaurant
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov02/ma0227.html

Out of Control Boat
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov02/ma0228.html
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

husband wife conversation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm02/ha0206.html

moleasses
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm02/ha0207.html

this is what happens

stupid
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm02/ha0209.html

improvise
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm02/ha0210.html

pee on the toilet seat
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm02/ha0211.html

let me know
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm02/ha0212.html

a stick
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm02/ha0213.html

the dog
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm02/ha0214.html

his uncle
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm02/ha0215.html



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