welcome to:
We do hope you enjuoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
lemons
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon03/tf0386.html
they both look nice
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon03/tf0387.html
Helen Keller
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon03/tf0388.html
this is what happens
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon03/tf0390.html
I bought a new Truck. It'll run on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.
'Nelson', the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away so happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven',
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, this woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck,
but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled at her, 'You Crazy Bitch!'
The radio replied, 'Hillary, Maxine, Warren, or Pelosi?'
There was a young whore from Kilkenny,
Who charged two fucks for a penny,
For half of that sum,
You could bugger her bum,
An economy practiced by many
I bought a box of self-improvement tapes titled
"How To Handle Disappointment. "
I got it home and the box was empty.
The Lord of the manor returned from his grouse hunt quite a
bit earlier than expected. He entered the master bedroom to
change, and found her Ladyship making passionate love to
Sir Archibald Carpley.
?The irate Lord stood stiffly and loudly berated his wife for
her infidelity. With thunder in his voice, he reminded her
that he had taken her from a miserable existence on a local
run-down farm, given her a fine home, provided her with
servants, expensive clothes and jewels, and almost anything
she desired.
?By this time the woman was crying inconsolably, his Lordship
then turned his wrath on his supposed friend: "And as for you
Reggie -- you might at least stop while I'm talking!"
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club.
"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
On the Road: Ohio boy pays it forward with found fortune
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov02/ma0371.html
Amazing Nature Scenery
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov02/ma0373.html
Dynamic Architecture
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov02/ma0374.html
Hilarious Examples Of What Happens When People Are Bored At Work
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov02/ma0375.html
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
that one co worker
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm02/ha0373.html
the key
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm02/ha0375.html
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