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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Hello postman fans!
So I have seen some pretty remarkable tech developments
in a little over 60 years of my life. You know what
is amazing to me? I was watching one of those techy kinda
shows and they now make self cooking ovens!! They already
have "smart" fridges. Those things can send you email while you
are at the store and will tell you if you are out of butter.
Well, now they have "smart" ovens that will cook your food for
you! Well, ok maybe not blue tooth ovens, but certainly smart
ovens ...Not so long ago, mankind was just cooking over an open fire!
This new oven will cook 65 different kinds of food.
Remember Gracie Allen and her famous
recipe for pot roast? Put 2 roasts in the oven. A big
one and a little one. When the little one is burned, it
means the big one is done. I doubt if I will rush out
and buy one of these new ovens with artificial intelligence
anytime soon, I already have a stove that has super
intelligent cooking abilities. I simply hand the roast
to the war department. The current cooking
system has worked just fine for the last 39 years.
we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
in the shoe store.
gathered here today
what's for dinner
rotate my tires
the house is clean
her personality
rise and shine
the dna test
your photo
her personality
men get sick
prey like mom
what are you doing
two sets
the pill
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JOKES
cucumbers
at a small terminal at a Texas airport
at a lawyer's office
was helping a friend of mine
a busload of politicians
the greatest lovers
at a news conference
during a recent vacation
drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt
one day an old guy gets on a bus
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Ellen DeGeneres & Quito the parrot
BASE jump accident at angel's falls venezuela
Under fire
Funny videos of people getting hurt || Try not to laugh video
10 Most Wonderful Places on Planet Earth
Firing a bullet straight up
Nobody ever expected it but happened! (Loses trailer)
2018 IMPOSSIBLE RIDING SKILLS
Parking rage pensioner shunts car into road, runs over driver
Man Found At Sea After 14 Months Reveals Horrifying Truth
10 Hidden Homes You Won't Believe Exist
Man Rescues Moose Trapped in a Tree in Small Swedish Town
Fire trucks responding - BEST OF 2017
Funny Bumpers Stickers That Will Make You Look Twice
Unluckiest Moments in Sports History
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
did you smell that
five billion dollars
superman and wonderwoman
Paddy goes for a job
Bigfoot
a country boy
loss of memory
defend from terrorism
under the bed
a kernel of corn
my trust issues
brain cells
once you hate someone
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AND FINALLY
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