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THE FUNNY PAPERS

what are you doing later

new toilet brush

the eastern side

politics

a good kitty

random

a stroke

third time

giant toys

sleep

amazing

one word

dinner

turn signals

can't fight this feeling
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JOKES

10 Dumbest Questions Asked By Cruise Passengers

short ones

opposed to war

a perfect mate

A man bought a donkey from a preacher.

why did you revolt

I'd been working on my business degree for about a year

Ten Common Illness

 the Navy exchange dry cleaners 

A  young Irish girl goes into her priest on Saturday morning for confession.  
"Father, forgive me for I have sinned." 
"You've sinned?"
"Yes, I  went out with me boyfriend Friday night. 
He held me hand twice, kissed me three times, and made love to me two times."
"Daughter! I want you to go  straight home, squeeze seven lemons into a glass, 
and drink it straight  down." 
"Will that wash away my sin?"
"'No, but it will get that  silly smile off your  face."

One day I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked. 
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" 
He said "Because you came home early." 

Grandma went into Victoria's Secret and wanted to buy some fancy new 
panties to get Grandpa in the mood.
The sales lady talked her into buying a real nice, bright red crotchless pair. 
Grandma put them on and waited for Grandpa to come home.
When Grandpa came home, Grandma was all laid out on the bed spread-eagle, 
pointing down to the new crotchless panties she had on.
She said, "Come on Grandpa, you want some of this?"
Grandpa said, "Lord no, it done ate a hole in your panties.

I'm sure you've all heard about the traveling salesman whose car
became hopelessly stuck in a snow bank during a  blizzard in
North Dakota.? 
It took him several hours to make it to the 
nearest farm house, but 
 
frozen half to death, he finally reached 
the front door and knocked 
 
on it. 
 
A grizzled old farmer answered, 
and the salesman pleaded for a place 
 
to spend the nite.
"Why sure young fella, I can give ya a place to bunk." said the
hospitable old man. "But I ain't got no daughter for ya to sleep
with, like ya always hear about in them thar jokes."
"Oh !" said the salesman. Then thinking a moment or two said, "Just
how far is it to the next house?"

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Cop confrontation goes viral

Steven Seagal Fight Scenes 1988 1992

Lynx came to visit the cat. Cat in shock

Seinfeld Clip - George And The IQ Test

This Banned Episode of The Simpsons Will Leave You Speechless

The Most Brutal Psychic Fail

Fart in a meeting (can't stop laughing)

Train Hits Car in La Grange KY

Happy Tree Friends: Still Alive - In Over Your Hedge

Truckers stop pursuit

Women On Patrol: I Ain't Getting In That Car!

How Beavers Build Dams | Leave it to Beavers 

West Canada by Drone

Breakfast With Your Pet Bear 

Biker Rides on Frozen Lake and Falls Through the Ice


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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

quit drinking

not complicated

a card for your ex

every cone

selling my apple watch

auto correct

strange new trend

useless

the people I hate

stupid

you had me

the couple went to the doctor

did you know

dear vegans

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