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Lunch reads from around the web...since 2013! //   //   View this email in your browser Buttery? Flaky? Party! Okay all right it's Lunch Read time. Just need a header topic. Anything at all...Guess I'll check to see if there are any holidays today...Oh. Happy National Croissant Day! Whether it's a sandwich, covered in jam, or full of chocolate-- if it's a um...buttery, flaky, viennoiserie pastry of Austrian origin, named for its historical crescent shape-- then it's time to celebrate! ...Yay... Enjoy your lunch. - Today's Menu - What Was the Biggest Scandal of All Time? This is proof that we have always been a mess and we probably will always be a mess. Mess on, friends. Appetizer (4 min) | The Atlantic What It's Like When Your Brain Can't Form New Memories It's like 50 First Dates but somehow funnier. Entrée (8 min) | Men's Health The Healthiest Meals In The Fast Food World Sometimes your #1 healthiest option could be the #1 in the drive-thru. Starter (7 min) | Uproxx The Lesson of Into "As long as queer media depends on corporate support, it will always be conflicted and precarious." Appetizer (7 min) | Slate Gym Class Is So Bad Kids Are Skipping School to Avoid It "Not only does P.E. do little to improve physical fitness, but it can also lead to truancy and other disciplinary problems." Dessert (5 min) | The Atlantic This Is What it Means if a Messy Room Stresses You Out Roll up all your problems and stuff them into your drawer. Dessert (4 min) | Men's Health FaceTime Bug Lets iPhone Users Eavesdrop, in a Stumble for Apple At worst, the person calling would hear us getting out of bed to avoid the extra chins. Or just 9 seconds of silence as we decide if we want this person to see our face. Dessert (4 min) | NYT From giant gummy snakes to weed bouquets, these gifts are definitely going to spice up Valentine's Day! Or at least give Huff Post a decent click bait article. Songs That My Friend John Says Are Cool Bad Bad News by Leon Bridges -- A Little Honey by Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats -- I Won't Run From It by Big Red Machine -- STMFJSAC Spotify Playlist This interview is bland, dry, and RAAAAAW...but I think you'll like it. @ErinChack: whenever i eat a brownie i just pretend it's half of an even bigger brownie. look at me, only eating half a brownie. health goddess. wellness queen. walking chickpea. Thanks for reading! Don't forget to give this vid a like and hit the bell icon to get a notification every time I upload a new video. Share Tweet Forward Send The Lunch Read to a Friend! Written and curated by Tommy, Alexis, John, Kristin, Colleen, and Adam Copyright © 2019, All Rights Reserved.  Want to change how you receive these emails? You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list