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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It's scary u know? so like the other day, I am
over at the oldest daughter's new house. My son 
in law has to have all the latest and greatest new toys,
right? Anyways, recently they bought a nice new house
in the suburbs. And of course, he has to make it a smart
house, right? He wanted to make it a smart house so he 
bought one of those Alexa Dot echo thingies or whatever they
are. You know the kind? It can adjust your thermostat, turn
off the water, lock the front door, etc etc, You name it.
So, to make a long story short, he also just 
bought a new boat, and he and I were discussing what
trailer hitch to get while we were over there having Sunday
dinner. He says the next day, guess what? He 
logs on the puter and what shows up is ads for this very 
place that we were talking about!!! freaky!!!
Don't forget, big brother is watching you.
I think I am going to go off grid and eat limpids and
drink my own urine with Bear Gryllis.
See you later!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

love to grill

that face

happiness

waiting

a vegan eats a salad

Mexican space shuttle

rules of business

why I am not a vegan

Lays potato chips

expectations and reality

the bathroom

hit a pothole

a floater

pay attention

do what you want
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JOKES

Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller

Things to Ponder

Let's hide in that barn, they'll never find us

everybody from the north

TEACHER SAYS

a day with a deer hunter

SLACKERS RULES 

One day a State Trooper was pulling off an 
expressway near Chicago

A gentleman had been trying for years to meet the Pope

Monday morning in our logging camp 

Our Army physical-training program

teaching a young lady to swim

did you trail my husband

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

America's Got Talent 2017 Science Guy Nick Uhas

Charlie Chaplin On Cocaine - "ModernTimes"? 1936

Starfish Walking on the Beach

Famous people who died 2017

5 Shocking Fishing Moments Caught On Camera!

Ultimate Low Flying Jets & Sonic BOOM Compilation

TOP 10 WORST FIGHTERS OF ALL TIME

Deadliest weapons ever invented- Metal Storm

10 Most Outrageous Things Billionaires Have Done

This Old Man Had The Best Response After Being Approached By A Girl At The Bar
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

dinner

stick shift

blinker fluid

when we were young and dumb

30 minutes

pee on the seat

can't afford it

shirts

how fast

tattoos


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