THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
and some days you're the statue.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
DETROIT (WJBK) - Why is the city of Detroit putting in
new sidewalks and wheelchair ramps in neighborhoods
where no one lives? You'll see empty lots next to
abandoned house after abandoned house.
Yet, on the corner, brand new cement with state
of the art ramps. And if you think only city residents
are paying for this, think again.
FOX 2's Simon Shaykhet found out why we're all footing the bill.
Guess what?
The money is all coming from the stimulus package
that Obama and his cronies foisted on us.
GO FIGGER
Do you know what that dad blamed Turk the dog done?
He just would NOT give me back my keyboard!
S'Truth, I'm tellin you! He tried to steal my chocolate
donuts, but I wouldn't give him none. U know what he
told me when I said
chocolate donuts made him sick? he Sez "boy u best git
yourself down to the donut shop and get a good
doggie type donut!" So I runned down there and I
got me a donut with vanilla icing! He finally
did give up my keyboard and guess what? I
could do my page today!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
laundry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u026.html
ideas?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u027.html
before and after
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u028.html
computers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u029.html
grand pa and the internet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the blonde installs the cat door
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1350.html
don't say wow in front of your wife
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1351.html
vespa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1352.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
the light's rays
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Joe was in the hospital and it was time for
lunch. He looks at his lunch and says,
"I don't like chicken soup. Bring something else."
The hospital worker said, "It's good for you,
the doctor said you should have it." But Joe
refused to eat it. That night, a patient in the
room with Joe had a bad stomach pain, so the
nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake,
they gave the enema to Joe. The following week,
when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient
asked him how he liked the hospital. He told him,
"Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but
they're very strict about their food. Here's a good tip
-- when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it,
or else they'll come back in the middle of the night
and shove it up your ass!"
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I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding
my own business, waiting on it to turn green.
A carload of young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-
American slogans, stopped next to me.
the light changed, the Muslims shook their fists,
hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.
Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the
intersection & ran directly over their car,
crushing it completely. For several minutes I sat
in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!"
So, today, bright & early, I went out & got a job
as a truck driver.
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In search of a midnight snack, a suburbanite could
find nothing but a dog biscuit. He bit into it
tentatively, liked it, and the next morning asked
his wife to put in a large supply. The local grocer
observed, "You don't need so many biscuits for a
dog as small as yours."
"They're for my husband."
"These biscuits are strictly for dogs," grumbled
the grocer. "They'll kill your husband!"
Six months later, the wife admitted her husband was dead.
"I told you those biscuits would kill him," the grocer reminded her.
"It wasn't the biscuits," said the woman. "He was killed
while laying in the street licking his balls."
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A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to
cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive
patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of
aversion therapy.
"When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and
stick it completely up your asshole. Then remove it, rewrap it, and
place it back with all the others in such a fasion as you can't tell
which one it is. The aversion is obvious: you won't dare smoke any
of them, not knowing which is the treated cigar." "Thanks doc, I'll
try it." And he did. But three weeks later he came back and saw the
doctor again. "What? My recommendation didn't work? It was
supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of cases, such
as yours is!"
"Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my
addiction,"
said the patient. "What in the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to sleep at
night unless I have a cigar shoved up my ass..."
BUFFALO BILL
Complaints
http://www.buffaloschips.com/Complaints.htm
All 4 One
http://www.buffaloschips.com/02230515.htm
Mouse Pad
http://www.buffaloschips.com/MousePad.htm
Bill's Bypass
http://www.buffaloschips.com/2230517.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin7957
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